The lighter side
 

Q: Why can't Jim Haslett watch an NBA game?
A: Because even from 3-pont range he keeps yelling "Go for TWO! Go for TWO!"

Q: How are the New Orleans Saints like the honeymoon of an old man with a young bride?
A: Things start out exciting but peter out in the end.

Q: What's the difference between Ricky Williams and Aaron Brooks?
A: Ricky started taking off his helmet for interviews when Brooks should have started keeping his ON.