OK, this may not be smitty quality, but you gave me an idea so here it is...

To the tune of "Another One Bites the Dust"

Rick stands warily on the sidelines
his head hung way down low
Got the play called just in time
Cover 2 ready to go

Are you ready?
Are you ready, Rick?
Seems like something must be wrong with your scheme
Out of the backfield the runningback rips
Defenders lying dead at his feet

Rick Venturi Sucks
Can't even stop the Bucs
and another touchdown and another touchdown
Rick Venturi sucks
Hey! It's called a gameplan, dude
Rick Venturi Sucks

How do you think I'm gonna get along
with my wife when we can't win?
Playing prevent D in the last 15
even when we're down by 10.

Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How many times must we be beat?
Out of the backfield the runningback rips
defenders lying dead at his feet.

Rick Venturi Sucks
Can't even stop the Bucs
and another touchdown and another touchdown
Rick Venturi sucks
Hey! It's called a gameplan, dude
Rick Venturi Sucks