SloMotion

Wk #1

Pittsburgh vs New England - "Teflon Tom" is back,

Kansas City at Houston - shoulda' started Mallett, just sayin',
Indianapolis at Buffalo - The Bills are Gary-fricken'-Bussey, I'm telling ya',
Green Bay at Chicago - the Pack is Back.
Carolina at Jacksonville - no brainer.
Cleveland at N.Y. Jets - one team had to win, #shrug
Miami at Washington - special teams won it for the Dolphins.
Seattle at St. Louis - OT sucks.
Detroit at San Diego - True to form, Lions can't answer the bell in the second half, .
New Orleans at Arizona - Cards at home,
Cincinnati at Oakland - Well, this certainly didn't go as planned,
Baltimore at Denver - ... nor this one.
Tennessee at Tampa Bay - ... or this one.
N.Y. Giants at Dallas - It's a tough week when Romo & Co. actually restores order to your picks.


Philadelphia at Atlanta - welcome to the NFL, Chip.
Minnesota at San Francisco - What happened here? Don't tell me SFran is actually going to be functional.


9/7 overall, I'll take it, .