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Ok, this is a thread where everyone who needs to throw there two cents in about how AB sucks can go.

When you get the urge to write about how you feel about AB, ask yourself "does this add anything to THIS thread", if the answer is no, post your rant here. The rest of us will be sure to come by and check it out.

By the way, you could also post your need to agree with someone here. Thus, if someone says "AB sucks" in 100,000 words or less, you can come here and say "nice post so and so".

I'll get us started.

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You know, I\'ve noted that nothing anyone could say would make me think that AB should stay (maybe one more year, but that is IT, no matter what).

He can\'t lead.
He\'s got a loud mouth.
He doesn\'t brush his teeth.
He\'s kinda funny lookin\'.
Blah Blah Blah

Yeah, so like I said get anyone else here. Is the water boy from Cleveland available? He\'d be awesome.

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Dude!

OMG JKool!

That is what I\'ve been saying all along. Wow, damn. That was so insightful. We need more posters like you around here to take care of that obnoxious Chowder guy (or wtf his name is).

Right on.

Awesome.

[Edited on 13/2/2005 by JKool]

Three minutes, ladies and gentlemen, just three minutes. I think he does this just to draw me out of the shadows. Happy post-bumping!!!! <3 - BnB

[Edited on 13/2/2005 by BlackandBlue]

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JKool --

I know how you feel, but I\'ve become to believe that it\'s hopeless.

When I go to a thread, or start one, I never mention Brooks. But eventually Brooks gets brought into it by someone and then I have to debate the BS about Brooks to get to what I really wanted to talk about in the first place.

I challenge anyone to find where I introduce Brooks in a thread that has nothing do to about Brooks!

There are some folks who are like a one-trick pony!!

It\'s old, it\'s tired, and it\'s getting to be hopeless.

As I\'ve stated several times, there\'s nothing wrong with talking about Brooks.

But, it\'s something wrong when SOME FOLKS bring him in every thread!!

Does this sound like any of you?

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Billy,

This thread is for posting your hatred of AB or agreeing with someone who has said something particularly stunning about how much he sucks, not going on a long rant about how annoying talking about him. Sheesh.

PS - Did you catch the Chowder reference?

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Oh, in that case...

Brooks is to blame for Joe Horn ranking last in the NFL for YAC!

Brooks is to blame for the bad defense.

Brooks is to blame for not ispiring the team well enough.

Brooks lack of leadership has prevented us from making the playoffs.

Brooks is the most selfish player I\'ve ever seen.

Brooks is the most stupid player I\'ve ever seen.

Brooks is not accurate.

Brooks is the M-F anit-christ.

That should cover it.

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OMG! Gumbo!

You\'ve seen the light. You are like the total man!

I can\'t believe that anyone thinks that Brooks is any good at all! But there are so many of them! All they do is run off people who think like us.

I\'m so sick of his backward passing, no leadin\', nose pickin\', money grubbin\', azz.

Thank goodness you\'re here!

I\'ve been fighting this endless battle against all of these nimrods here who think that Brooks is worth anything. I can\'t believe someone else has seen the light!

Damn.

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Brooks made it rain today! :weepy:

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I\'m just glad more people are seeing the light. :P

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Scotty, genius.

That bugger, I knew he could control the weather! Can\'t throw a stinkin\' forward pass, but boy can he call the nasty elements out!

Cleveland\'s water boy, Cleveland\'s water boy, Cleveland\'s water boy... c\'mon people chant it with me.

I heard the delivered the water with HEART... pass it around.

This is cathartic, I\'m not going to lie.

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JKool - who pissed in your granola? :)

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That\'s what that odd taste is!!!

:puke:

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Who, I\'ll be straight with ya, since yer a straight shooter.

For all the stuff I hear about people being sick of people defending Brooks and beating it to death, there are just as many who are just as happy to bash him at every turn.

The fact that so many threads bog down into AB should stay or AB should go is just as much the fault of those who hate him as those who like him (or even those who only kinda like him).

Furthermore, I\'m tired of reading things like \"I don\'t care who we get, let\'s just get someone else\". No one actually thinks that, and it is getting too annoying to point out that that is silly. People really mean that there is some range of options worth considering as replacements for our inconsistent QB. I believe EVERYONE agrees with that. People just disagree on the range of replacements worth considering.

Either way, this thread has been kind of fun, and I suggest people seriously think \"am I going to say something about Brooks that has to do with this thread, or do I just need to say something about Brooks\". If it is the later, here is a place for them to put it - so I don\'t have to read it every time I turn around.

Also, it is really is kind of fun to say all sorts of ridiculous things, don\'t you think?

C\'mon... Cleveland\'s water boy, Cleveland\'s water boy...

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I found out recently that it is Brooks relieving himself on Bourbon street that accounts for that foul smell down there. :D

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Oh, yeah.

It is also nice (for me anyway) to finally have a place to post things where people won\'t jump all over the minutia of what you\'ve said. I apologize to all the people I\'m sure I\'ve done this to, but it is really working my nerve the last few days.

We all feel picked on sometimes, don\'t we?

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And, I think I\'m funny, so this has been amusing me most of the day. :cool:

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LB,

OMG! That is what I\'ve been saying since I got to this board.

Thank goodness someone else sees it too.

How come these bums around here can\'t even see that Bourbon street would smell so much better if AB were gone! Sheesh!

You know your AB FACTS. Yeah, I said it. You guys who think he should stay for any reason are merely talking OPINION. Me and LB are in on the FACTs. Open your eyes, watch a game, are you even a fan of football? Oh yeah, I slept with your Mom...

Cleveland\'s water boy, Cleveland\'s water boy, Cleveland\'s water boy....

You\'ve managed the triple post not once, but twice in this thread. Bravo, I\'m speechless <insert golf clap here>. Hey JKool, I hear AB eats babies too - BnB

[Edited on 13/2/2005 by BlackandBlue]

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Actually, I prefer Miami\'s waterboy, but to each his own. :P

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Miami\'s water boy!?

WTF.

He totally sloshed water on Sammy Knight that one time. Sammy Knight is so bad azzzzzz - NO ONE SLOSHES WATER ON HIM and becomes a Saint in my book.

Besides, have you seen his stats:
MIA Water Boy:
Sloshes per 100 poors - 19
Speed per poor - 1.28 sec
INTs per sandlot game - 3
TDs per sandlot game - 7
Hot Girlfriend - 0 for 3
Overall Rating - 9

CLE Water Boy
Sloshes per 100 poors - 35
Speed per poor - 1.32 sec
INTs per sandlot game - 4
TDs per sandlot game - 11
Hot Girlfriend - 1 for 29
Overall Rating - 125,472 (largely on the basis of the Hot GF)

Well, now that I see the stats, I see that it is close. However, Whodi, I think that the stats speak for themselves. It is clearly Cleveland\'s Water Boy.

Maybe you decide which guy to take based on what you see and not the stats? Well, if that is the case, did you see that diving cup save CLE\'s boy pulled that Sunday? Did you? I know you didn\'t, because, if you did, you\'d totally see his superiority to that MIA boy.

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Yeah, but it was really AB\'s fault, because he screwed up in a game the the waterboy had money on, so, since Sammy was an ex-Saint, he figured he would take out his anger on him...so, you see, it aways comes back to AB! :yes:

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man lb... nice call... i really like the way you see the, real game and you dont get caught up in all the silly bs... you are so right!!!!!!! ab totally blows goats did he... ever do... anything right... ever... in his... whole like life... I DONT THINK SO ab SO TOTALLY SUX

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JKOOL bro why dont you post about 100 reply\'s to your own posts. wow

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PS - BnB... I do like to draw you from the shadows every once in awhile... my long lost brother.

Admit it, you thought it was funny?

spkb, I can\'t help it. I\'m dealing with my frustration in as constructive manner as possible. Admit it, you thought the waterboy stuff was funny. It\'s ok. Do it.

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He eats babies! Oh that is the last straw.

Let\'s get Billy Joe Hobert out of retirement. Anything is better than this AB guy. Mabye Oprah is available?

(BnB, I keep trying to get five but people keep interupting me.)

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JKOOL...that was straight sick.....hahahahahahahaha....yous a fool.....................

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AB causes Joe Horn\'s fear of flying

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Brooks bashing is getting out of hand, when you say he can\'t play well because he looks funny then it\'s time to bash someone else,
I hope that if we do lose Brooks and someone else comes in and does worst god help you because some of you will have big regrets, \"Be careful what you wish for\"
The defense played horrible last season, want to blame Brooks for that too?

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i dont think i want to see arron leave this year. but the guy needs to go in the future unless he can cut his bs. the guy has a problem with looking at himself as any type of problem

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I named the syndrome the \"SFIAH Connundrum\" a few months ago. All Saints discussions eventually leads to an argument about Brooks.

I agree. It\'s hopeless.

SFIAH

[Edited on 14/2/2005 by SaintFanInATLHELL]

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JKool, just explain to me what poors is. ;)

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Dude, it\'s like Coors, but with a P.

:cool:

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Ok, but if both of those waterboys poor water, I would prefer one who pours water, so maybe the Ravens waterboy. He had made gatorade ready for every player. NOBODY look thirsty on that sideline. He was passionate and aggressive. Gotta get him. ;)

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He does have heart!

I\'ll check his Hot Girlfriend Stats and get back to you.

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No need to check. He was in an internet porn with Paris Hilton, and he also touched Lindsay Lohan once. He\'s in!!!! ;)

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He\'s a dead man! Stay away from my girl you :cussing: waterboy.

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Kill him after we get out Superbowl rings. :P

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:rollinglaugh:

Raven\'s Waterboy, Raven\'s Waterboy, Raven\'s Waterboy... c\'mon people.

There\'s no way AB was in internet porn with Paris! He sucky suck sucks.

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The change is complete. Raven\'s water boy it is. See ya AB. Don\'t let the door hit ya........ ;)

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You guys have gone astray. Let me get you back on track:

BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,
BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS
SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS
SUCKS.

Need I say more, OK then:

BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,
BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS
SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS,BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS SUCKS, BROOKS
SUCKS.

and I mean it!!!!!!!!

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Cherm man, you are awesome.

That thread was so awesome. You are awesome. Everyone who post that kind of insightful stuff on here is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Damn.

I couldn\'t agree with you more. So many guys don\'t understand how much he sucks. They post stupid threads about how AB is the only guy we should keep. Yikes. What are those guys smokin\'? I wish they\'d just see the game like you do, man.

Awesome.