Halo

Those guys are jazzing you for a reaction. I think 2 things are constant:

1) Tom Benson will probably live well into his 90's
2) So long as Tom owns the team, Sean Payton will be his coach.

Only chance SP leaves is if a better opportunity presents itself.
But when you're close with the GM and the financial guy (Lausha), and adored by the organization, it's kinda hard to see SP lured away by money or more control.

Like everyone else said, Jerry Jones is not giving up any control of day to day and personnel decisions so SP to Dallas is a non-starter. If SP went to Dallas and became miserable after a year, it would be his own undoing.

Besides, a flight to Dallas from Nola is barely a 1 hour commute and when you make MILLIONS per year in salary, you could take that round trip three times a week and it wouldn't add up to his monthly home cocktail bar budget.