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jeanpierre 08-30-2017 09:46 PM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
The only thing I'm gonna hate about trading for this guy is that Ellen DeGeneres will amp up her bandwagon celebritage with the Saints...

I prefer to stay under the radar till we take the whole freaking thing...

skymike 08-31-2017 12:27 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanpierre (Post 761725)
The only thing I'm gonna hate about trading for this guy is that Ellen DeGeneres will amp up her bandwagon celebritage with the Saints...

I prefer to stay under the radar till we take the whole freaking thing...

he's a lesbian?

saintfan 08-31-2017 01:34 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 761735)
he's a lesbian?

Dude that made me snort.

:blueshock:

Seer1 08-31-2017 06:26 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
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Originally Posted by saintfan (Post 761737)
Dude that made me snort.

:blueshock:

Seriously! Breakfast cereal out of the nose and everything!

vpheughan 08-31-2017 10:08 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
Stop it! Your're going to get me fired! My Boss is looking at me ect. ect. ect.

jeanpierre 08-31-2017 11:42 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 761735)
he's a lesbian?

I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

skymike 09-01-2017 06:10 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanpierre (Post 761763)
I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

HAHAHAHAHA... you cant make this stuff up...

QBREES9 09-01-2017 08:46 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
We have that whole filled.

WillMacKenzie 09-01-2017 08:49 AM

Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanpierre (Post 761763)
I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

You're probably speaking of my dad. Lol


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