Mike Westhoff returns to help Saints special teams after complex surgery

homerj07 · 07-29-2018, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by RailBoss

Westhoff was nearly fatally wounded after the doctor accidentally cut one of his arteries.
The Dude cheats death and comes back with the Saints to chase a Super Bowl.

Damn doctors! !

WhoDat!656 · 07-29-2018, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by homerj07

Damn doctors! !

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000+.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

07-29-2018, 04:14 PM	#1
homerj07 In Doh We Trust Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 7,027 Blog Entries: 16	Re: Mike Westhoff returns to help Saints special teams after complex surgery Originally Posted by RailBoss Westhoff was nearly fatally wounded after the doctor accidentally cut one of his arteries. The Dude cheats death and comes back with the Saints to chase a Super Bowl. Damn doctors! !

07-29-2018, 04:21 PM	#2
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,095	Re: Mike Westhoff returns to help Saints special teams after complex surgery Originally Posted by homerj07 Damn doctors! ! Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000+. (Yes, that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188 Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Beastmode likes this.
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