kellen winslow's accident
 

this is the kind of problem that all teams face.........
you never know what your players are gonna do........
young and stupid- a very dangerous combination...
add rich to that and it becomes a killer combination....
how many players on our team are capable of this? or should i ask, which ones are the greater risks? smitty

kellen winslow's accident
 

Not Sullivan - no motorbike can take his weight
Not J. Brown - too dumb to turn the ignition key
Not Stallworth - would pull a hamstring walking to the motorcycle
Not Watson - would look for his bike a few blocks away, was out of position again
Not McKenzie - is holding out on riding motorcycles until Yamaha throws in a bike for his agent
Not McPherson - couldn\'t afford a bike, gambled all his money away

Maybe Carney? After everyone from his crew, the \"Touchback Angels\", jumped the Mississippi River and the only thing left to complete the performance was for him to ride the bikes back the other way over a bridge, he manages to somehow get caught under one, breaking his wrist in the process.

kellen winslow's accident
 

Karney might push it around town

Brooks is \"too\" smart to ride one

Not Lyman, he cannot use any form of transportation. deemed too risky

Horn cannot talk on his cell while on a bike, so wouldn\'t

Riley couldn\'t cuz he would jump off before it started

Beerman not cuz he runs faster

Not Cie Grant or Fisher cuz their knees would blow trying to crank it

kellen winslow's accident
 

Loomis and Benson would get a tricycle because it\'s cheaper.