While we are working on quality of life, there are a couple things that will put you ahead of the pack:

- A turn signal doesn't mean that someone is going to turn.

- No matter how refined your pallet or exemplary your table etiquette; all men eat jerky as if they were Grizzly Adams.

- Never trust a free gun.

- Politicians cater to the wants of the people that do not understand their own needs.

- Success measured against another person is hollow and empty.

Confucius in tha House, Yall !