Weird Saints dreams
 

We've had a lot of heavy topics on here as of late, so I thought I'd start this thread to lighten things up.


Last night I had an odd dream. For some reason Coach Payton became superstitious about stuffed animals and wanted to have lots of them present on the sideline during games. And he named me equipment manager of the stuffed animals. So there I was trying to hang onto this large array of stuffed animals and keep the other players from stepping on them. But my efforts paid off and apparently the superstition was true because we won the game on a last minute field goal.


Chalking this weird ass dream up to sports withdrawal. Have you guys had any strange ones lately?

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Did you at least get an autograph? A tug from a Saintsation?

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Sean can't win anymore. Youre going to learn all about that this season.

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If I did, I woke up before it happened :p

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Always so positive. :rolleyes:

So, here is the record of every team since 2017. If Payton can't win anymore his record should look bad, right?

New England 41-14-0 74.6% 9.2 +1.1
New Orleans 39-14-0 73.6% 7.3 +3.0
Kansas City 38-16-0 70.4% 7.7 +3.3
LA Rams 35-17-0 67.3% 6.0 +1.7
Baltimore 33-17-0 66.0% 8.4 +4.9
Philadelphia 35-19-0 64.8% 4.5 +2.3
Minnesota 33-18-1 64.7% 4.2 +1.3
Pittsburgh 30-18-1 62.5% 3.0 -0.1
Seattle 31-20-0 60.8% 2.4 +0.7
Tennessee 30-23-0 56.6% 0.9 +1.2
Dallas 28-22-0 56.0% 2.9 +0.8
Green Bay 27-22-1 55.1% -0.7 -2.1
LA Chargers 27-23-0 54.0% 3.3 +1.0
Chicago 25-24-0 51.0% 1.3 +1.2
Houston 26-25-0 51.0% -1.0 -0.7
Buffalo 25-25-0 50.0% -2.3 +0.4
Atlanta 25-25-0 50.0% 0.4 -0.7
San Francisco 25-26-0 49.0% 0.9 +1.9
Carolina 23-26-0 46.9% -2.1 -1.7
Jacksonville 23-28-0 45.1% -0.3 -0.2
Indianapolis 22-28-0 44.0% -1.4 +0.1
Detroit 18-29-1 38.3% -1.8 +0.4
Miami 18-30-0 37.5% -8.6 -2.2
Denver 18-30-0 37.5% -3.1 -1.8
Washington 17-31-0 35.4% -6.1 -2.3
Tampa Bay 17-31-0 35.4% -2.2 -0.1
Oakland 17-31-0 35.4% -7.4 -4.4
Arizona 16-31-1 34.0% -7.2 -2.3
NY Jets 16-32-0 33.3% -5.7 -0.5
Cincinnati 15-33-0 31.2% -6.0 -2.7
Cleveland 13-34-1 27.7% -5.6 -2.7
NY Giants 12-36-0 25.0% -6.1 -2.5

If he can't win anymore why does only New England have a better record over the past three season?

You are so full of crap.

:doh:

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19-0 Baby!

:bng:

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7-9 this year. We will do fine until we hit a 3-4 game losing streak mid season and then the team will fall apart.

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My bad, let .e help you with the numbers that actually matter

2-3 in the playoffs
0 super bowl appearances
0 super bowls

But yeah I think it is great that he is the regular season champion, what trophy is that again?

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Bet you $20 we do better than 7-9. Hell, make that $50. Up for it? Or are you afraid? You are sounding as bad as spkb ... and that is sad.

Come on, The Dude! The seasonal bet is tradition.

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You can't win it all if you don't make it there. Do you get that concept? Probably not. It is most likely beyond your ability to comprehend.

What is your problem, dude? Do you hate life that much that you look at everything like it has been sh!t upon? Or is it just everything Saints related?

:confused:

(By the way ... who is .e?)

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Sean can't win it either way.

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He's won more playoff games and Super Bowls than your beloved Falcons.

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THERE IT IS! I'VE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING! :p

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I think you're confusing me with another person on the board. Theres only been one team in the NFL I've followed since I was 11. That said, I don't like the coach or the players. Not much for me to follow now.

I hope you enjoy the losses coming. I'll be here to help you with that

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You could have fooled me. I have only seen Falcons fans with as much hatred for the Saints as you commonly exhibit. It has been apparent for as long as I can remember you around here not liking the players or the coach. The best collection of players we have had in our history and the best coach, BY FAR, in our history. You clearly don't like much of anything since all you ever do is complain.

:rolleyes:

I'll be enjoying the wins as they keep rolling in, as well as your misery since you also clearly relish in every Saints loss. You must lead a very frustrating life. It's sad.

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You've missed the other dozen posts, already. ;)

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I dont think fooling you is difficult. Bout as difficult as your incorrect assumptions. I'm no longer a fan, correct. But don't worry ill help you through another Sean let down

I used to live a very sad life, missed tackle in final seconds, oline cannot protect the middle, drew pretending he can throw long passes still. Season would always end over some nonsense like that. Now I'm able to help you during those tough times.

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I have asked about this general disposition of multiple posters here, perhaps you can shed some light.

If you don't like the coaches or players... What are you here for? I don't specifically mean on BlackandGold, that would be rude. I mean as a whole, on any Saints boards.. Is it the color pallet, logo? You come off generally angry and no one here has change the team or harmed you have they?

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Well I followed them every year including last year. I've been close to not viewing the NFL twice recently. Once after the missed call which there'sjterally no way to excuse and when the players were kneeling. My excitement about the NFL as a whole has been dwindling each year it seems

I used to be so excited for the season, play in mhltiple fantasy leagues etc. I would get NFL ticket and watch games all day Sunday. That became watching only Saints games and now I just don't like the players or coach.

This is recent based off of the BS from Sean, MT, MJ, and DB. So at this point I've primarily engaged in political discussions surrounding that topic. But yeah I'm sure my participation will be much less soon. I will come back though to assist guido with celebrating when the inevitable collapse occurs again this season.

I hope that helps and at the end of the day I'll be here when I feel like it and when I don't I won't be.

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The last statement was never in question. The first three paragraphs was a much more interesting read.

Thank you for sharing.

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Well you had better be back to eat some crow when you are proven wrong!

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I can take as good as I give, but thats not going to happen.

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Since you usually only show up when the Saints happen to lose (just so you can gloat), I'm expecting we'll see very little of you this coming season once again. We usually get a respite from your incessant negativity during the off season. It seems pandemics and race wars are right up your alley and has stirred you from your hole beneath the rock.

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He's only happy ... no, that's not the right word ... I don't think he's ever happy ... he's only less irritable when the Saints are losing. Given the Saints have won more games over the past three seasons than any other three year stretch in their history it is understandable why his ire is so raised.

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Thats awesome, they also have won 2 super bowls, nah I'm just kidding they haven't even played in one 😅

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What happened to my thread?
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