New Button Requested ...

[foreverfan]

Originally Posted by skymike

how bout just a "cat" button.

If you say something really astute, or wrong, or off-the-wall, you get a "cat."

it doesnt even mean anything... just a random action.

But if someone gave you a cat, they probably dont dislike you

Are you kidding? I think Smash has a great idea.

Imagine... It's kind of like everyone driving around in their cars with dart guns, and when somebody cuts you off, you shoot their car with a dart. Then when the cops see you have too many darts, they pull you over, and write you a ticket for being an A$$hole.

Ya'll should just ban me now.

[skymike]

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Are you kidding? I think Smash has a great idea.

Imagine... It's kind of like everyone driving around in their cars with dart guns, and when somebody cuts you off, you shoot their car with a dart. Then when the cops see you have too many darts, they pull you over, and write you a ticket for being an A$$hole.

Ya'll should just ban me now.

no way... thats a FANTASTIC idea.

If I were Supreme Dictator, everyone would have to retake their driving exam.

You drive in the left lane and you're not passing something-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you complete your lane change-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you move over to exit-- you fail.
You drive BESIDE someone in their blind spot -- you fail.
Someone is behind you and you have a chance to move right and you dont-- you fail.
You randomly hit your brakes on the freeway for no reason-- you fail.
And you have to have a special sticker, no charge for it, just pass my freeway test--- a special sticker to drive on the freeway.

No oversize loads. If its too big for the freeway, you can build it on site.

All big slow trucks, cement mixers, taco trucks, only allowed in the far right lane. Or you can drive on the street.

And if you cant drive at least 65, you dont need the freeway.

Texting and talking on the cell phone would be a $200 fine. Pull over and make a call, just like we did in the phone-booth days.

You could wear your seatbelt, or not wear your seatbelt. Its your body, so it would be your choice.

No speed traps. All tickets must be written by an officer in motion. patrolling.

And the speed limit would L to R the lanes on the fwy would be:
lane 1: 90 (min 75)
lane 2: 85 (min 75)
lane 3: 75
lane 4: 70 (min 65)

And you dont get arrested just for being drunk. You only get arrested if you do something stupid. Im not measuring to see if you're .00- something. I dont care. I dont care if youre drunk. I care if you're drunk and cant handle yourself. The charge would be "Driving Drunk Like an Amateur."

[saintfan]

Originally Posted by skymike

no way... thats a FANTASTIC idea.

If I were Supreme Dictator, everyone would have to retake their driving exam.

You drive in the left lane and you're not passing something-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you complete your lane change-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you move over to exit-- you fail.
You drive BESIDE someone in their blind spot -- you fail.
Someone is behind you and you have a chance to move right and you dont-- you fail.
You randomly hit your brakes on the freeway for no reason-- you fail.
And you have to have a special sticker, no charge for it, just pass my freeway test--- a special sticker to drive on the freeway.

No oversize loads. If its too big for the freeway, you can build it on site.

All big slow trucks, cement mixers, taco trucks, only allowed in the far right lane. Or you can drive on the street.

And if you cant drive at least 65, you dont need the freeway.

Texting and talking on the cell phone would be a $200 fine. Pull over and make a call, just like we did in the phone-booth days.

You could wear your seatbelt, or not wear your seatbelt. Its your body, so it would be your choice.

No speed traps. All tickets must be written by an officer in motion. patrolling.

And the speed limit would L to R the lanes on the fwy would be:
lane 1: 90 (min 75)
lane 2: 85 (min 75)
lane 3: 75
lane 4: 70 (min 65)

And you dont get arrested just for being drunk. You only get arrested if you do something stupid. Im not measuring to see if you're .00- something. I dont care. I dont care if youre drunk. I care if you're drunk and cant handle yourself. The charge would be "Driving Drunk Like an Amateur."

I ride a motorcycle 50 miles to work and 50 miles back home. I will vote for you sir, for supreme dictator, provided you add in your regulations that people on motorcycles are allowed to split lanes. That may be the ONLY thing California got right...ever...


Oh, and I like the cat button idea too...

[foreverfan]

Originally Posted by skymike

no way... thats a FANTASTIC idea.

If I were Supreme Dictator, everyone would have to retake their driving exam.

You drive in the left lane and you're not passing something-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you complete your lane change-- you fail.
You hit your brakes before you move over to exit-- you fail.
You drive BESIDE someone in their blind spot -- you fail.
Someone is behind you and you have a chance to move right and you dont-- you fail.
You randomly hit your brakes on the freeway for no reason-- you fail.
And you have to have a special sticker, no charge for it, just pass my freeway test--- a special sticker to drive on the freeway.

No oversize loads. If its too big for the freeway, you can build it on site.

All big slow trucks, cement mixers, taco trucks, only allowed in the far right lane. Or you can drive on the street.

And if you cant drive at least 65, you dont need the freeway.

Texting and talking on the cell phone would be a $200 fine. Pull over and make a call, just like we did in the phone-booth days.

You could wear your seatbelt, or not wear your seatbelt. Its your body, so it would be your choice.

No speed traps. All tickets must be written by an officer in motion. patrolling.

And the speed limit would L to R the lanes on the fwy would be:
lane 1: 90 (min 75)
lane 2: 85 (min 75)
lane 3: 75
lane 4: 70 (min 65)

And you dont get arrested just for being drunk. You only get arrested if you do something stupid. Im not measuring to see if you're .00- something. I dont care. I dont care if youre drunk. I care if you're drunk and cant handle yourself. The charge would be "Driving Drunk Like an Amateur."