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SmashMouth 08-10-2010 01:07 PM

Bizarre Sports Excuses
Pros from all walks of life and their excuses

There's quite a few in there .... lmao!

Halo 08-13-2010 07:04 PM

I have an excuse as to why I don't get on the treadmill that sits next to me in my office all day. Everyday is a new one!

Saint_LB 08-14-2010 06:42 AM

"Alright, men...I need some 'bout you, Rodriguez?"

"Oh, Captain, I"d like to help you but I got to...I got to...reprimer the jeep...yeah,hey...I got to reprimer the jeep!"

"Alright, Rodriguiz...hold it right 'bout you, Brown?"

"You can kiss my a$$ you honky ba$tard"

"Alright, men...discipline's getting a little lax around here. I remember last week when I asked for volunteers to go weed-out that marijuana patch...I damn near got stampeded! Where are those guys, anyway?"

"They're still out on patrol, sir."

"Give me that charlie baker to roger fox charlie baker to roger fox dog!"

"Hey, man...somebody's talking pretty bad about Roger...'Roger's not here!'"

"No...this is the captain."

"Captain's not here either!"

"No, goshdangit...this is the guys find that marijuana patch?"

" found it alright."

"Have you sustained any casualties?"

"As a matter of fact, man...the whole damn platoon is wiped-out."

"Alright...I'm gonna send reinforcement."

"Tell them to bring their own waterpipe...and I sure could use some pizza!"

foreverfan 08-14-2010 03:30 PM

"She's too ugly to kiss goodbye." - Bum Phillips on why he always takes his wife on road games.

QBREES9 08-19-2010 12:42 AM

I always like Bum LOL

foreverfan 08-22-2010 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by QBREES9 (Post 237918)
I always like Bum LOL

Yea. Bum was as quotable as Dikta. Both were fun to listen too.
Mora was the worst.... although at times colorful.

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