Bizarre Sports Excuses

SmashMouth · 08-10-2010, 02:07 PM

Pros from all walks of life and their excuses

There's quite a few in there .... lmao!

Halo · 08-13-2010, 08:04 PM

I have an excuse as to why I don't get on the treadmill that sits next to me in my office all day. Everyday is a new one!

Saint_LB · 08-14-2010, 07:42 AM

"Alright, men...I need some volunteers...how 'bout you, Rodriguez?"

"Oh, Captain, I"d like to help you but I got to...I got to...reprimer the jeep...yeah,hey...I got to reprimer the jeep!"

"Alright, Rodriguiz...hold it right there...Brown...how 'bout you, Brown?"

"You can kiss my a$$ you honky ba$tard"

"Alright, men...discipline's getting a little lax around here. I remember last week when I asked for volunteers to go weed-out that marijuana patch...I damn near got stampeded! Where are those guys, anyway?"

"They're still out on patrol, sir."

"Give me that radio...able charlie baker to roger fox dog...able charlie baker to roger fox dog!"

"Hey, man...somebody's talking pretty bad about Roger...'Roger's not here!'"

"No...this is the captain."

"Captain's not here either!"

"No, goshdangit...this is the captain...you guys find that marijuana patch?"

"Yeah...man...we found it alright."

"Have you sustained any casualties?"

"As a matter of fact, man...the whole damn platoon is wiped-out."

"Alright...I'm gonna send reinforcement."

"Tell them to bring their own waterpipe...and I sure could use some pizza!"

foreverfan · 08-14-2010, 04:30 PM

"She's too ugly to kiss goodbye." - Bum Phillips on why he always takes his wife on road games.

QBREES9 · 08-19-2010, 01:42 AM

I always like Bum LOL

foreverfan · 08-22-2010, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

I always like Bum LOL

Yea. Bum was as quotable as Dikta. Both were fun to listen too.
Mora was the worst.... although at times colorful.

08-10-2010, 02:07 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,125 Blog Entries: 29	Bizarre Sports Excuses Pros from all walks of life and their excuses There's quite a few in there .... lmao!

08-14-2010, 07:42 AM	#3
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	"Alright, men...I need some volunteers...how 'bout you, Rodriguez?" "Oh, Captain, I"d like to help you but I got to...I got to...reprimer the jeep...yeah,hey...I got to reprimer the jeep!" "Alright, Rodriguiz...hold it right there...Brown...how 'bout you, Brown?" "You can kiss my a$$ you honky ba$tard" "Alright, men...discipline's getting a little lax around here. I remember last week when I asked for volunteers to go weed-out that marijuana patch...I damn near got stampeded! Where are those guys, anyway?" "They're still out on patrol, sir." "Give me that radio...able charlie baker to roger fox dog...able charlie baker to roger fox dog!" "Hey, man...somebody's talking pretty bad about Roger...'Roger's not here!'" "No...this is the captain." "Captain's not here either!" "No, goshdangit...this is the captain...you guys find that marijuana patch?" "Yeah...man...we found it alright." "Have you sustained any casualties?" "As a matter of fact, man...the whole damn platoon is wiped-out." "Alright...I'm gonna send reinforcement." "Tell them to bring their own waterpipe...and I sure could use some pizza!"
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08-22-2010, 02:57 PM	#6
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by QBREES9 I always like Bum LOL Yea. Bum was as quotable as Dikta. Both were fun to listen too. Mora was the worst.... although at times colorful.

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08-13-2010, 08:04 PM	#2
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,605 Blog Entries: 45	I have an excuse as to why I don't get on the treadmill that sits next to me in my office all day. Everyday is a new one!

08-14-2010, 04:30 PM	#4
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	"She's too ugly to kiss goodbye." - Bum Phillips on why he always takes his wife on road games.

08-19-2010, 01:42 AM	#5
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	I always like Bum LOL