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WhoDat!656 12-29-2010 07:34 PM

New Joke
 
What is the difference between a woman and a battery?

There's a positive side to a battery!!

Kind of lame but worth a chuckle!!

Beastmode 12-29-2010 08:21 PM

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

WhoDat!656 12-29-2010 08:30 PM

Why do women have legs?

So they don't leave a trail like a slug.

niteadept 12-30-2010 05:51 AM

Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.:doh:

WhoDat!656 12-30-2010 08:11 AM

I will be with my sweet baby New Year's. And she won't need batteries either!!

Have a safe & Happy New Years!!

CashAndFlash 12-30-2010 01:54 PM

What do you get when you cross early 20th century Germany with an upscale clothing store?

A wiener republic.

Beastmode 12-30-2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niteadept (Post 274830)
Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.:doh:

I heard that joke on a Lifetime movie on the Ted Bundy Story. I even told it to girls in college and they actually laughed which is beyond me.

I'll also be with the Mrs this New Year. Glad I found a good one.

iceshack149 01-04-2011 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Beastmode (Post 274710)
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Are you..... ghey?:confused:

foreverfan 01-04-2011 09:25 PM

What do you call a midget Mexican... A speck.

foreverfan 01-05-2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niteadept (Post 274830)
Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.:doh:

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