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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; What is the difference between a woman and a battery? There's a positive side to a battery!! Kind of lame but worth a chuckle!!...
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12-29-2010, 08:34 PM
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What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
There's a positive side to a battery!! Kind of lame but worth a chuckle!! |
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12-29-2010, 09:21 PM
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink. |
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12-29-2010, 09:30 PM
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Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug. |
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12-30-2010, 06:51 AM
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Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.
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12-30-2010, 09:11 AM
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I will be with my sweet baby New Year's. And she won't need batteries either!!
Have a safe & Happy New Years!! |
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12-30-2010, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by niteadept
I heard that joke on a Lifetime movie on the Ted Bundy Story. I even told it to girls in college and they actually laughed which is beyond me. 
I'll also be with the Mrs this New Year. Glad I found a good one. |
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01-04-2011, 10:25 PM
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What do you call a midget Mexican... A speck.
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01-05-2011, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by niteadept
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