Solving problems
 

Saw this on a friends facebook:

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ... Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems --it's a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

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Being an Engineer I'd prefer that we use the funding we give NASA to develop a Border Lazer. Anyone who tries to cross over is lit up like a mosquito colliding with a Bug Zapper.

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A neat idea. Would such a laser be placed on a satelite or on a high tower? Or perhaps on a plane?

I kinda like the medival touch with a moat myself.

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There is already a maze of tunnels in place...

Drug Tunnels Discovered Between U.S.-Mexico Border Contained Railcar System, Tons Of Pot (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

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True, and you can appease the liberals by claiming you're creating wetlands.

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Lord you are all evil!

We need to engineer a safe haven for Great White sharks the entire length between Mexico and The US.

Behind that is a similar sanctuary for Salt Water Crocodiles.

" Brazilian Wandering Spider.

" Black Mamba

" Africanized Honey Bee..

I am coining this Americas new "Natural Border".

All of these natural sanctuarys designed to keep these animals from going extinct will be tended to by PMSing women.

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Here are a few ideas ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsCi3YkYf6s