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WhoDat 04-09-2003 12:57 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
After an extensive chat with Pak, we have developed a plan to right the Saints ship. Here it goes:

The Saints make two draft day moves. The first, is not surprising. It includes the Saints giving up a 3rd this year and 6th in 2004 to the Patties for everybodies favorite safety named Jones.

Trade number two involves the Saints giving up their other number 3 and their first number 1 (17) to move up a few spots (you decide how many) to pick up Marcus Trufant with their first number one. At 18 they pick up Boss Bailey. With their 2nd rounder they find the best available remaining DT.

Next, they cut Heavy D - aka Norman Hand, and restructure Wally Williams' contranct. They manage to sign these guys and their remaining draft picks and have enough money under the cap this year to find room for a new Horn contract, and have a little left over for June.

Between now and the end of free agency, they squeeze just enough money out to sign Ernie Conwell and Chester McGlockton too.

Thus, with a stud TE finally in place, and Sloan on the other side, the offense averages 40 points a game next year (Deuce and Brooks stay healthy all season and a new receiver out of nowhere with the last name Pakowitz has 65 catches for 700 yards and 6 touchdowns). OK, maybe that last part was a joke.

The defense starts
Grant/Jackson/McGlockton/Howard (with your DT from the draft becoming a stud and taking over for Jackson's fat a$$ mid-season).

That's it. That's the plan. Pak and I are using the force, so this isn't a guess. IT WILL HAPPEN. So, the only responses I expect to see are from people thaning us for our incredible use of the force to help the Saints with their off-season "plan"! ;)

nocloning 04-09-2003 01:04 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Cool. Our defense will be so good they only need to field 9 players (although I\'m not sure if that isn\'t against some rule).
Who plays center in our offense?

BlackandBlue 04-09-2003 01:28 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
...and Carter stays healthy and clean all year and heads back to the pro bowl, playing opposite Trufant. I think I might have tapped this \"force\" you refer to.

WhoDat 04-09-2003 02:05 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Did your \"force\" require a tap? I think our just required a pipe... ;)

C\'mon guys, it could happen. Center - Fontenot. No question. He\'s not going to Atlanta. If that happens I\'ll nuke the town and we won\'t have to worry about it.

BlackandBlue 04-09-2003 02:15 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
My force comes in liquid form, although I hear the smoke version is nice also :P

WhoDat 04-09-2003 04:22 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Yeah, mine comes in liquid form also... but Pak and I must have inhaled some second hand smoke from somewhere to come up with this plan... nonetheless it is the new plan that we are using to change the Saints plan, and we plan on getting your support for our plan for the Saints\' plan. So thanks for supporting our plan.

WhoDat 04-10-2003 08:36 AM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Tisk, tisk Gator....

Jake - probably, but it\'s very hard to tell right now. Yes - the Panthers will beat the Saints at least once. Why are you suspicious of my motives?

WhoDat 04-13-2003 11:58 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Step one - complete. (Just updating) ;)

ssmitty 04-14-2003 05:54 AM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
with the signing of tb and possiby conwell today, the saints just may move down in the draft to try and pick up an extra 3rd or 4th with one of their 1st rounders. still holding 2 1st rounders,( only one a little deeper now) we could almost be where we were before any of this happened. not bad, considering...........smitty

WhoDat 04-14-2003 03:59 PM

WhoDat... Positive?!?! That's right.
Put another notch in your lipstick case ladies... another piece of the WhoDat/Pak puzzle has fallen into place. Bring on Trufant and Bailey in the first round.

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