Theisman update

cajuntexcop · 09-26-2006, 01:28 AM

i know there was another post for this, but i thought it timely to add this here. For those of you at the game who were not able to hear and see his "Highness"...he continually tried to say that the new turf was what was hampering the Falcons

(Almost making excuses for them getting their Arses whipped)...NEWSFLASH Broke Leg Joe....the Saints were playing on the same field...and he also started talking about the referee's "whipping something out of their pants"...come on Joe...this is a family game...get your mind out of the gutter you perv...

I hate that idiot

......... guess our Boys showed em what a good ol Deep South Arse whoopin Looks like.

GEAUX SAINTS

LKelley67 · 09-26-2006, 07:25 AM

update: He's STILL an idiot. The turf talk over and over and over

and, it isn't that he never has any valid points... it is that he oozes with pompous know-it-all-ness as if he was the lord god football authority. Complete jerk.

I love that Kornheiser is getting more comfortable and cutting him off at the knees, challenging his ridiculous assertions, and pointing out his flip-flop opinions.

Remember to write ESPN and basically say please get rid of him. I also have an agenda to see clown outfiited and "retarded" Irvin off the air too. Unite! Write! Here-

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/s...contact/espntv

neugey · 09-26-2006, 07:56 AM

Also, there were several instances of Theisman saying the wrong team name and wrong player names. He kept getting Jerious(sp?) Norwood and Justin Griffith confused. What a spaz.

mikesaintfan · 09-26-2006, 10:01 AM

yeah he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kornheiser sucks too..his take seemed to be all about the emotions of the game and nothing to do with the saints performance.
also , why in the hell do we have to be tortured by hearing Spike Lee talking about the yankees during a MNF game?

ESPN has sent me a response to my complaints that stated they will read it but dont expect too much response.

Madmarsha · 09-26-2006, 10:11 AM

and, it isn't that he never has any valid points... it is that he oozes with pompous know-it-all-ness as if he was the lord god football authority. Complete jerk

Somebody needs to put him and Chris Collinsworth on a small raft out in the middle of a large ocean. I was at the game and we were wondering what they were saying on air. Guess what? Now that I know, I no longer care. It would just piss me off and I'm not ready to come down off my high and I want to enjoy it as long as I can. For once, the Saints are doing all their talking on the field and it doesn't really matter what the "experts" say. They don't control the outcome of the game no matter how much they "know it all"!!!!!

LKelley67 · 09-26-2006, 10:31 AM

I have to throw in that even my wife can call out Theisman. As he went on endlessly how the turf was taking away Vick's game he said "they will have to run with their bodies on top of thier legs." She couldn't believe it. WTF?? I am so used to his inaneness that it was another blah-blah-blah to me. This guy is an embarrassment.

Oh, also-- The all knowing football god also says it takes over a year to break in Field Turf. His brain is just too full for me to comprehend.

mikesaintfan · 09-26-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by LKelley67

I have to throw in that even my wife can call out Theisman. As he went on endlessly how the turf was taking away Vick's game he said "they will have to run with their bodies on top of thier legs." She couldn't believe it. WTF?? I am so used to his inaneness that it was another blah-blah-blah to me. This guy is an embarrassment.

Oh, also-- The all knowing football god also says it takes over a year to break in Field Turf. His brain is just too full for me to comprehend.

my wife laughed at that bodies on top of legs thing too...as didi i LOL

NOLAmite · 09-26-2006, 10:57 AM

The Best was when Theisman says of Colston, "that guy catches very well with his hands..." to which Cornheiser says, "as apposed to what, his feet !?!"... classic smack down... I will say Joe has an incredible nack for stating the obvious sometimes

LKelley67 · 09-26-2006, 11:01 AM

PFT has ongoing critique of him too-

Sunshine keeps talking about the turf. He's like a dog that has discovered his ballsack for the first time.

Joey Sunshine is to my eardrums as L.T. is to Joey Sunshine's tibia.

Dear Joe: You say Fajita, the rest of the world says Fujita. (He actually called him Fajita, like the TexMex dish)

Field Turf is to real grass as Theisman is to a real announcer.

More about the field from Joey Sunshine. Keep licking your nuts, Fido.

TallySaint · 09-26-2006, 11:02 AM

Joe is so bad, he's almost entertaining. I see some sort of Monday night "Joe Quote" drinking game in our not-too-distant future.

09-26-2006, 01:28 AM	#1
cajuntexcop 100th Post Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Raised in N.O. Stuck in Texas Posts: 134	Theisman update i know there was another post for this, but i thought it timely to add this here. For those of you at the game who were not able to hear and see his "Highness"...he continually tried to say that the new turf was what was hampering the Falcons (Almost making excuses for them getting their Arses whipped)...NEWSFLASH Broke Leg Joe....the Saints were playing on the same field...and he also started talking about the referee's "whipping something out of their pants"...come on Joe...this is a family game...get your mind out of the gutter you perv... I hate that idiot ......... guess our Boys showed em what a good ol Deep South Arse whoopin Looks like. GEAUX SAINTS
	Respect my authori-tie

09-26-2006, 10:50 AM	#7
mikesaintfan 1000 Posts + Join Date: May 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 1,070	Originally Posted by LKelley67 I have to throw in that even my wife can call out Theisman. As he went on endlessly how the turf was taking away Vick's game he said "they will have to run with their bodies on top of thier legs." She couldn't believe it. WTF?? I am so used to his inaneness that it was another blah-blah-blah to me. This guy is an embarrassment. Oh, also-- The all knowing football god also says it takes over a year to break in Field Turf. His brain is just too full for me to comprehend. my wife laughed at that bodies on top of legs thing too...as didi i LOL

09-26-2006, 10:57 AM	#8
NOLAmite Registered Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 70	The Best was when Theisman says of Colston, "that guy catches very well with his hands..." to which Cornheiser says, "as apposed to what, his feet !?!"... classic smack down... I will say Joe has an incredible nack for stating the obvious sometimes
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09-26-2006, 07:25 AM	#2
LKelley67 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: baton rouge Posts: 2,540	update: He's STILL an idiot. The turf talk over and over and over and, it isn't that he never has any valid points... it is that he oozes with pompous know-it-all-ness as if he was the lord god football authority. Complete jerk. I love that Kornheiser is getting more comfortable and cutting him off at the knees, challenging his ridiculous assertions, and pointing out his flip-flop opinions. Remember to write ESPN and basically say please get rid of him. I also have an agenda to see clown outfiited and "retarded" Irvin off the air too. Unite! Write! Here- http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/s...contact/espntv

09-26-2006, 07:56 AM	#3
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,590 Blog Entries: 13	Also, there were several instances of Theisman saying the wrong team name and wrong player names. He kept getting Jerious(sp?) Norwood and Justin Griffith confused. What a spaz.

09-26-2006, 10:01 AM	#4
mikesaintfan 1000 Posts + Join Date: May 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 1,070	yeah he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kornheiser sucks too..his take seemed to be all about the emotions of the game and nothing to do with the saints performance. also , why in the hell do we have to be tortured by hearing Spike Lee talking about the yankees during a MNF game? ESPN has sent me a response to my complaints that stated they will read it but dont expect too much response.

09-26-2006, 10:11 AM	#5
Madmarsha Registered Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Section 305 Posts: 97	and, it isn't that he never has any valid points... it is that he oozes with pompous know-it-all-ness as if he was the lord god football authority. Complete jerk Somebody needs to put him and Chris Collinsworth on a small raft out in the middle of a large ocean. I was at the game and we were wondering what they were saying on air. Guess what? Now that I know, I no longer care. It would just piss me off and I'm not ready to come down off my high and I want to enjoy it as long as I can. For once, the Saints are doing all their talking on the field and it doesn't really matter what the "experts" say. They don't control the outcome of the game no matter how much they "know it all"!!!!!

09-26-2006, 10:31 AM	#6
LKelley67 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: baton rouge Posts: 2,540	I have to throw in that even my wife can call out Theisman. As he went on endlessly how the turf was taking away Vick's game he said "they will have to run with their bodies on top of thier legs." She couldn't believe it. WTF?? I am so used to his inaneness that it was another blah-blah-blah to me. This guy is an embarrassment. Oh, also-- The all knowing football god also says it takes over a year to break in Field Turf. His brain is just too full for me to comprehend.

09-26-2006, 11:01 AM	#9
LKelley67 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: baton rouge Posts: 2,540	PFT has ongoing critique of him too- Sunshine keeps talking about the turf. He's like a dog that has discovered his ballsack for the first time. Joey Sunshine is to my eardrums as L.T. is to Joey Sunshine's tibia. Dear Joe: You say Fajita, the rest of the world says Fujita. (He actually called him Fajita, like the TexMex dish) Field Turf is to real grass as Theisman is to a real announcer. More about the field from Joey Sunshine. Keep licking your nuts, Fido.

09-26-2006, 11:02 AM	#10
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	Joe is so bad, he's almost entertaining. I see some sort of Monday night "Joe Quote" drinking game in our not-too-distant future.