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AlaskaSaints 05-08-2011 09:32 PM

I need advice.
 
My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

QBREES9 05-08-2011 10:05 PM

that depends, is that her in your Avatar ???? LOL

Danno 05-08-2011 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints (Post 298876)
My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

Put the Saints Championship DVD in the BluRay and let it play all week.

AlaskaSaints 05-08-2011 10:36 PM

Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

AKS

Cory9289 05-08-2011 10:50 PM

Punch her in the face Will Smith style.

alleycat_126 05-08-2011 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints (Post 298876)
My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...


She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

See the Saints/ Falcons Direct TV ad from last year and follow the Vodoo instuctions step by step. Since a Seahawk is still a bird it should still work........ LOL.

QBREES9 05-08-2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints (Post 298893)
Good one, QBrees9. Good one.

But, NO.

AKS

because if it was i'd say let it go LOL

Saint_LB 05-09-2011 06:21 AM

OK...here's what I want to know. You said, "my wife's son"...

It appears that he must be her son from another marriage...or did he piss you off so much when he became a Seahawk fan that you disowned him? :)

Seer1 05-09-2011 07:00 AM

Write the young one off as a potential victim of shell shock (there can be no other explanation for anyone to be a Seahawks fan). At any rate, anyone serving our country deserves a break. As for her, I would think wearing a Seahawk's fleece would be torture enough. Take everything, but that fleece and hit the road Jack. Do it quickly while there's still time. It's obvious she's on the verge of mental breakdown!

Luda34 05-09-2011 07:13 AM

Do a Ike Turner move slap the s#@t.


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