You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!

I just heard that Loomis stole little Rogie Goodell's lunch money in the 3rd grade! Must be true!

This also just in......Back in the 90's, Loomis returned a VHS tape without rewinding!

Holy Crap!!! Tell me it ain't so!!!!

The Saints weren't around in 1912, but Tom Benson was. No further questions, your honor.

Loomis' secret wire tap transmits on such a high frequency that it has been suggested, by anonymous sources, that it triggered the tsunami in Japan.

I KNEW IT!!

The Saints are known to cause cancer in laboratory rats in the State of California.

Cancer in Cali. Best yet. A baby's fart causes cancer in Cali. Also mickey's fault.
Nobody thinks jimmy Hoffa is burried under champion square?

Hey, Watch it Jimmy. You trying to start rumors?!