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SmashMouth 08-24-2012 09:47 AM

Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
This John Taylor goes by "House" and he's a defensive tackle for the Central Penn Piranha of the Gridiron Developmental Football League.
House stands 6-foot-11, weighs 500 pounds and wears a 6XL jersey. For comparison's sake, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, tipped the scales at 382. The Fridge was smaller than House by a whole cheerleader -- 118 pounds.

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He's too old, of course. But an entertaining thought nevertheless!

Halo 08-24-2012 09:55 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 430862)
He's too old, of course. But an entertaining thought nevertheless!

WOW, 35. He better start losing it fast. 5 more years and he could be dead.
He would only be useful to any NFL in a short yardage situation. That's too specialized for a roster spot.

Utah_Saint 08-24-2012 09:58 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
Besides, there's no way the Saints have any pants that big.

The Dude 08-24-2012 10:28 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
He would eat Roman Harpers neck.

TheOak 08-24-2012 10:35 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
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Originally Posted by Halo (Post 430864)
WOW, 35. He better start losing it fast. 5 more years and he could be dead.

Then we sign him to a 3 year contract.


Line him up infront of Shanle, with his mass we do not have to worry about Shanly doing or not doing anything.

The hurricane cone of uncertainty will never fall around Shanle.

mutineer10 08-24-2012 11:29 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
Nope. If we feed that thing, it'll never go away ...

Crusader 08-24-2012 11:34 AM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
Thats a big SOB. The biggest guy I ever played was 69 450lbs and that already was a (wide) load to handle.

TheOak 08-24-2012 12:50 PM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
Away games just doubled in cost.

NuNu318 08-24-2012 01:34 PM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
I do commend him for at least playing football instead of sitting at home and letting that size go to waste.

Luda34 08-24-2012 06:32 PM

Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?
 
With all the good food we have in New Orleans he would be 550 lbs or dead before he suit up.


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