Watching and listening to ESPN Saturday Football analyst Lou Holtz is worse than a peet moss style diarrhea hangover from an over exposed Chinese Buffet, or drinking a case of 10 year old Natural Light Beer.

Holtz was a person I casually respected for his accomplishments in football as a Coach mostly at Notre Dame where he would recruit tough players (like Jerome Bettis and more) and churned out some sometime impressive wins and his share of championships. Even though Notre...