Nothing gay at all with having 14 more national championships than your 3rd , maybe 4th biggest rival.

47 National Team Championships

Men's Basketball (1)
1935*
Boxing (1)**
1949
Football (3)*
1958, 2003, 2007
Men's Golf (5)
1940, 1942, 1947, 1955, 2015
Men's Indoor Track (2)
2001, 2004
Women's Indoor Track (11)
1987, 1989, 1991, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004
Men's Outdoor Track (4)
1933, 1989, 1990, 2002
Women's Outdoor Track (14)
1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2003, 2008
Baseball (6)
1991, 1993, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2009

Overall NCAA-Sponsored Championships * (Division I only , through 2014-15 season)
1. UCLA 112
2. Stanford 107
3. Southern Cal 100
4. Oklahoma State 51
5. Penn State 46
t6. LSU 43
t6. Texas 43
t6. Arkansas 43

Overall NCAA-Sponsored Championships * (All divisions, through 2014-15 season)
1. UCLA 112
2. Stanford 107
3. Southern Cal 100
4. Kenyon 60
5. Abilene Christian 57
6. Oklahoma State 51
7. Penn State 46
t8. LSU 43*
t8. Texas 43
t8. Arkansas 43

Updated list on NCAA.org. (.pdf)

Overall Men's NCAA-Sponsored Championships (Division I only, through 2014-15 season)

1. Southern Cal 84
2. UCLA 73
3. Stanford 61
4. Oklahoma St. 51
5. Arkansas 42
6. Michigan 33
7. California 27
8. Yale 26
t9. Indiana 24
t9. Iowa 24
11. Penn State 23
12. Wisconsin 22
t13. UTEP 21
t13. Ohio State 21
15. Texas 20
t16. Michigan State 19
t16. Oklahoma 19
t18. LSU 18
t18. Princeton 18
t19. Houston 17
t19. Oregon 17

Updated list on NCAA.org. (.pdf)

Overall Women's NCAA-Sponsored Championships(Division I only, through 2014-15 season)
1. Stanford 46
2. UCLA 39
3. North Carolina 29
4. LSU 25
5. Texas 23
6. Maryland 21
7. Georgia 19
8. Florida 17
9. Southern Cal 16
10. Connecticut 14