New Joke
 

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?

There's a positive side to a battery!!

Kind of lame but worth a chuckle!!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why do women have legs?

So they don't leave a trail like a slug.

Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.:doh:

I will be with my sweet baby New Year's. And she won't need batteries either!!

Have a safe & Happy New Years!!

What do you get when you cross early 20th century Germany with an upscale clothing store?

A wiener republic.

I heard that joke on a Lifetime movie on the Ted Bundy Story. I even told it to girls in college and they actually laughed which is beyond me.

I'll also be with the Mrs this New Year. Glad I found a good one.

Are you..... ghey?:confused:

What do you call a midget Mexican... A speck.