Update on Cap'nCrunch

WhoDat!656 · 03-10-2011, 04:37 PM

Life Inc. - Cereal killing? Or mutiny? Neither! Cap'n Crunch lives

foreverfan · 03-10-2011, 07:25 PM

I thought we had another cereal killer.

SapperSaint · 03-14-2011, 02:58 PM

Note that he STILL didn't get a promotion out of the deal.

skymike · 03-21-2011, 06:10 PM

this is an offseason thread, if ever there was one.

I LOVE CAPN CRUNCH!!!! The only thing better than Capn Crunch is Capn Crunch w/ CRUNCHBERRIES!!!!! it is made with actual crack.

yes, Crunchberries contains actual crack from Houston's 6th Ward -- it is totally addictive, and there is no rehab at this time that will release you from the bonds of Crunchberries. Please help me stop eating them. I cannot without physical restraint.

Also related is a gateway drug cereal known as Jean LaFoote's Cinnamon Toast Crunch --- also damn tasty, and likely to make you useless the remainder of Saturday morning.

But to prove I am probably on drugs, nobody else remembers this spinoff of Capn Crunch -- "Orange Flavored Quangaroos" -- anybody? anybody? I think I'm mistaken --- Quangaroos, now that I think of it, was a spinoff from the Quisp vs. Quaker battle. One of them was a flying saucer. My memory is fuzzy. Does this make any sense at all to you?

So lets all eat some Capn Crunch right now. What channel does Scooby Doo come on? Walk over to the giant piece of furniture sized tv/stereo combo entertainment piece, (its the size of your love seat, and twice as ugly, but only has a 15 inch screen.) and turn the channel knob. "chunk chunk chunk!"

we were perfectly happy with this. I still would be.

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03-21-2011, 06:10 PM	#4
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	this is an offseason thread, if ever there was one. I LOVE CAPN CRUNCH!!!! The only thing better than Capn Crunch is Capn Crunch w/ CRUNCHBERRIES!!!!! it is made with actual crack. yes, Crunchberries contains actual crack from Houston's 6th Ward -- it is totally addictive, and there is no rehab at this time that will release you from the bonds of Crunchberries. Please help me stop eating them. I cannot without physical restraint. Also related is a gateway drug cereal known as Jean LaFoote's Cinnamon Toast Crunch --- also damn tasty, and likely to make you useless the remainder of Saturday morning. But to prove I am probably on drugs, nobody else remembers this spinoff of Capn Crunch -- "Orange Flavored Quangaroos" -- anybody? anybody? I think I'm mistaken --- Quangaroos, now that I think of it, was a spinoff from the Quisp vs. Quaker battle. One of them was a flying saucer. My memory is fuzzy. Does this make any sense at all to you? So lets all eat some Capn Crunch right now. What channel does Scooby Doo come on? Walk over to the giant piece of furniture sized tv/stereo combo entertainment piece, (its the size of your love seat, and twice as ugly, but only has a 15 inch screen.) and turn the channel knob. "chunk chunk chunk!" we were perfectly happy with this. I still would be.