Masturbator dies in crash after incident in Metairie!

skymike · 03-29-2011, 05:49 PM

"masturbator" hahahahahaha... I cant believe he gets that title.... what a way to be remembered.

poor family.

Beastmode · 03-29-2011, 05:52 PM

Sad. Such a senseless climatic death.

skymike · 03-29-2011, 06:08 PM

tada bump!

could they at least have left the poor guys name out?

sad sad sad.

only a matter of time before we have a gravestone epitaph contest.

neugey · 03-29-2011, 10:03 PM

A definite candidate for the Darwin awards

SmashMouth · 03-30-2011, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by strato

Man we need to get this lockout fixed ..people are masturbating to death...lol

WOW, Strato .... sounds like the name of a song!

Crazy age of internet!

foreverfan · 03-30-2011, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

I guess it takes one pervert to know another ....

Which is why you found the article so interesting....

Me too.

foreverfan · 03-30-2011, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by neugey

A definite candidate for the Darwin awards

foreverfan · 03-30-2011, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

Im just relieved to see FF posted here, which means he's alive and well, and it wasnt him.

So you're not supposed to whack while you drive?

Sounds like its time for a new B&G Pole Question.

SmashMouth · 03-31-2011, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

YouTube - Masturbating Ninja (Censored)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1dN_EAahJk

foreverfan · 03-31-2011, 08:03 AM

SmashMouth....would you quit jerking off on our time.

03-29-2011, 05:52 PM	#12
Beastmode 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,126	Sad. Such a senseless climatic death.
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03-30-2011, 07:19 AM	#15
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,472 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by strato Man we need to get this lockout fixed ..people are masturbating to death...lol WOW, Strato .... sounds like the name of a song! Crazy age of internet!

03-30-2011, 10:42 AM	#16
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth I guess it takes one pervert to know another .... Which is why you found the article so interesting.... Me too.

03-30-2011, 10:44 AM	#17
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by neugey A definite candidate for the Darwin awards

03-30-2011, 06:27 PM	#18
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by skymike Im just relieved to see FF posted here, which means he's alive and well, and it wasnt him. So you're not supposed to whack while you drive? Sounds like its time for a new B&G Pole Question.
	Last edited by foreverfan; 03-31-2011 at 07:54 AM..

03-29-2011, 05:49 PM	#11
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	"masturbator" hahahahahaha... I cant believe he gets that title.... what a way to be remembered. poor family.

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03-29-2011, 06:08 PM	#13
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	tada bump! could they at least have left the poor guys name out? sad sad sad. only a matter of time before we have a gravestone epitaph contest.

03-29-2011, 10:03 PM	#14
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,819 Blog Entries: 13	A definite candidate for the Darwin awards

03-31-2011, 08:03 AM	#20
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	SmashMouth....would you quit jerking off on our time.