You may be a Muslim

WhoDat!656 · 05-06-2011, 06:20 PM

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.. You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may
be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a
Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a
Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing. You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .. You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim

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WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,086	You may be a Muslim Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .. You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from emailSTRIPPER - Print management, quotas, control, monitoring and accounting - PaperCut
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