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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.. You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may
be a Muslim


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a
Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a
Muslim


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing. You may be a Muslim


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim


10. Your cousin is president of the United States .. You may be a Muslim


11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim

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