Survey Shows Most Want to Have Affairs With Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp

Danno · 05-11-2011, 07:43 PM

Damn, I thought for sure I'd be on the list.

For the record, none of those women would be on my list. Now if Sarah Palin came a' knocking, well then my Beth may be in big big trouble.

Johansson is top on that list though.

But they need to include Paz Vega, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Garner, Michelle Rodrigues, Eva Mendez, Penelope Cruz and a bunch of others.

Saint_LB · 05-12-2011, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

Damn, I thought for sure I'd be on the list.

I thought the same thing...where's my name?

Originally Posted by Danno

For the record, none of those women would be on my list.

Mine neither...except for Meg Griffin.

Originally Posted by Danno

Now if Sarah Palin came a' knocking, well then my Beth may be in big big trouble.

She is quite a looker, don't you know...but personally I'm more partial to Bristol.

I think I am more of a "down-home" type guy. I have a soft spot for Drew Barrymore and have been in love with Marie Osmond for about as long as I can remember...and she never seems to get old. I wouldn't kick Reese Witherspoon out of bed although she is finally starting to show signs of aging.

Kirsten Dunst is another favorite of mine...although she got a little lanky as she got older.

What is a real mystery to me is why I seem to get all excited when I watch "Everybody Loves Raymond". Deborah (Patricia Heaton) is not a bombshell, but sometimes when I watch her, maybe during a certain time during their tapings of the series...her hair was just right...everything seemed just right...I think there are times when she is really sexy...for lack of a better word.

When I think about her, though, I wonder if it might subconsciously have something to do with my mother? She sure does holler and get angry a lot on that show. Now that was my mother...always hollering and always angry.

skymike · 05-12-2011, 06:57 AM

Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? I dont get it.
Are women gay?

Sarah Palin. whoa mama. What do Ball Park Franks do when you cook em?
Sarah Palin has the same effect.

and for the record, Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond IS hot!
Whenever she wears the night thing, you can see she is made of something very nice. There aint nothin wrong with you, if you're a
man, and you're looking at Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond.
Her lips alone drive me nuts.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

niteadept · 05-12-2011, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? I dont get it.
Are women gay?

I can only speak for myself, but really?! Johnny and Brad are just f**&ing HOT. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

We women know what we like, even if we never admit it so as to not hurt your feelings, and so what if the list doesn't live up to your manly expectations. Who wants to play with them? Me or you?

skymike · 05-12-2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by niteadept

I can only speak for myself, but really?! Johnny and Brad are just f**&ing HOT. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

We women know what we like, even if we never admit it so as to not hurt your feelings, and so what if the list doesn't live up to your manly expectations. Who wants to play with them? Me or you?

A HA HA HA HAHAHA! You're a hooooot, Nita... I just woke up my office laughing at that.

curiousity, how old are you? I wonder if women over a certain age feel differently about them?

can you understand what I see in Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond?

05-12-2011, 06:05 AM	#2
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	Originally Posted by Danno Damn, I thought for sure I'd be on the list. I thought the same thing...where's my name? Originally Posted by Danno For the record, none of those women would be on my list. Mine neither...except for Meg Griffin. Originally Posted by Danno Now if Sarah Palin came a' knocking, well then my Beth may be in big big trouble. She is quite a looker, don't you know...but personally I'm more partial to Bristol. I think I am more of a "down-home" type guy. I have a soft spot for Drew Barrymore and have been in love with Marie Osmond for about as long as I can remember...and she never seems to get old. I wouldn't kick Reese Witherspoon out of bed although she is finally starting to show signs of aging. Kirsten Dunst is another favorite of mine...although she got a little lanky as she got older. What is a real mystery to me is why I seem to get all excited when I watch "Everybody Loves Raymond". Deborah (Patricia Heaton) is not a bombshell, but sometimes when I watch her, maybe during a certain time during their tapings of the series...her hair was just right...everything seemed just right...I think there are times when she is really sexy...for lack of a better word. When I think about her, though, I wonder if it might subconsciously have something to do with my mother? She sure does holler and get angry a lot on that show. Now that was my mother...always hollering and always angry.
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05-12-2011, 06:57 AM	#3
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? I dont get it. Are women gay? Sarah Palin. whoa mama. What do Ball Park Franks do when you cook em? Sarah Palin has the same effect. and for the record, Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond IS hot! Whenever she wears the night thing, you can see she is made of something very nice. There aint nothin wrong with you, if you're a man, and you're looking at Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond. Her lips alone drive me nuts. I'll be back in a few minutes.
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05-12-2011, 04:04 PM	#4
niteadept Site Donor Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 520 Blog Entries: 1	Originally Posted by skymike Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? I dont get it. Are women gay? I can only speak for myself, but really?! Johnny and Brad are just f**&ing HOT. Don't hate the player, hate the game. We women know what we like, even if we never admit it so as to not hurt your feelings, and so what if the list doesn't live up to your manly expectations. Who wants to play with them? Me or you? SmashMouth and skymike like this.

05-12-2011, 07:02 PM	#5
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Originally Posted by niteadept I can only speak for myself, but really?! Johnny and Brad are just f**&ing HOT. Don't hate the player, hate the game. We women know what we like, even if we never admit it so as to not hurt your feelings, and so what if the list doesn't live up to your manly expectations. Who wants to play with them? Me or you? A HA HA HA HAHAHA! You're a hooooot, Nita... I just woke up my office laughing at that. curiousity, how old are you? I wonder if women over a certain age feel differently about them? can you understand what I see in Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond?

05-11-2011, 07:43 PM	#1
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,756	Damn, I thought for sure I'd be on the list. For the record, none of those women would be on my list. Now if Sarah Palin came a' knocking, well then my Beth may be in big big trouble. Johansson is top on that list though. But they need to include Paz Vega, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Garner, Michelle Rodrigues, Eva Mendez, Penelope Cruz and a bunch of others.