Stupid Home Buyers

saintfan · 05-17-2011, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Beastmode

Tearing off a perfectly good roof with 6+ yrs? Who does that.

I had a good response to that, but my post was edited by the evil mod.

skymike · 05-18-2011, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Beastmode

SkyM - how's it going. Sorry for the rant lol! I'm about an 8th of an inch from telling this guy, sure no problem, and I'll install a wheel chair ramp your going to need if you ever step foot in my house again.

naw man, DONT be sorry for a rant here. Have you seen my posts about Houston traffic enforcement?

rant away--- tell it like it is! hell yeah!

Srgt. Hulka · 05-18-2011, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Beastmode

Sorry for the rant lol!

I'm like SkyMike, don't worry about the rant. That's what your BNG family is for...right? To help you work through your problems. Just ask Dasidreidia, or Alaska Saint. Besides, I'm posting all my Mudbugs stuff on here, no one has complained about that yet (at least not to me!). LOL

skymike · 05-18-2011, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

Just ask Dasidreidia, ...

not a good example. lol. I think he'll be seeking private therapy in lieu of online, in the future. poor guy. FF is a snag to mental health.

Beastmode · 05-19-2011, 11:00 PM

He got my message of no roof and replied back asking for half. This guy is so bluffing. He's already visited the house 4-5 times with all kinds of family members..aunts,grandma, daddy .That right there says he's he's emotionally attached and all he has to to is go on truila and see I've had over 300 hits in a 5 weeks.

foreverfan · 05-20-2011, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by Beastmode

He got my message of no roof and replied back asking for half. This guy is so bluffing. He's already visited the house 4-5 times with all kinds of family members..aunts,grandma, daddy .That right there says he's he's emotionally attached and all he has to to is go on truila and see I've had over 300 hits in a 5 weeks.

And Mike, I give excellent advice.

Those are postitive closing signs. You need to do what's called a "take away close". Always keep your realtor insecure about the sale. Never let her know your real feelings. At this point I'd totally try to back out the deal and watch them all sweat. The purchaser's wife would kill him if he let $10,000 make or break the deal. Trust me on that on. They've mentally bought.

SmashMouth · 05-20-2011, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

And Mike, I give excellent advice.

Those are postitive closing signs. You need to do what's called a "take away close". Always keep your realtor insecure about the sale. Never let her know your real feelings. At this point I'd totally try to back out the deal and watch them all sweat. The purchaser's wife would kill him if he let $10,000 make or break the deal. Trust me on that on. They've mentally bought.

You can always try the "Panera Bread Close" ... if that does not work, you can always show them this thread.

Beastmode · 05-20-2011, 08:16 AM

Thanks for all the excellent advice. Foreverfan, I called my hotshot investment banker brother in law and he said the same thing.

Beastmode · 05-20-2011, 01:02 PM

Lol! This guy will not give up. Now he wants 1/4 of the cost. Seriously? First he said no deal unless I included a roof, then 1/2, and now 1/4. Insanity.

Srgt. Hulka · 05-20-2011, 01:28 PM

You can tell him like my mamma used to tell me...
"**** or get off the pot!".

05-17-2011, 08:35 PM	#11
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Beastmode Tearing off a perfectly good roof with 6+ yrs? Who does that. I had a good response to that, but my post was edited by the evil mod.

05-18-2011, 08:19 AM	#12
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Originally Posted by Beastmode SkyM - how's it going. Sorry for the rant lol! I'm about an 8th of an inch from telling this guy, sure no problem, and I'll install a wheel chair ramp your going to need if you ever step foot in my house again. naw man, DONT be sorry for a rant here. Have you seen my posts about Houston traffic enforcement? rant away--- tell it like it is! hell yeah!

05-18-2011, 09:29 AM	#13
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Originally Posted by Beastmode Sorry for the rant lol! I'm like SkyMike, don't worry about the rant. That's what your BNG family is for...right? To help you work through your problems. Just ask Dasidreidia, or Alaska Saint. Besides, I'm posting all my Mudbugs stuff on here, no one has complained about that yet (at least not to me!). LOL

05-18-2011, 06:07 PM	#14
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka Just ask Dasidreidia, ... not a good example. lol. I think he'll be seeking private therapy in lieu of online, in the future. poor guy. FF is a snag to mental health.

05-19-2011, 11:00 PM	#15
Beastmode 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,126	He got my message of no roof and replied back asking for half. This guy is so bluffing. He's already visited the house 4-5 times with all kinds of family members..aunts,grandma, daddy .That right there says he's he's emotionally attached and all he has to to is go on truila and see I've had over 300 hits in a 5 weeks.
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05-20-2011, 06:21 AM	#16
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Beastmode He got my message of no roof and replied back asking for half. This guy is so bluffing. He's already visited the house 4-5 times with all kinds of family members..aunts,grandma, daddy .That right there says he's he's emotionally attached and all he has to to is go on truila and see I've had over 300 hits in a 5 weeks. And Mike, I give excellent advice. Those are postitive closing signs. You need to do what's called a "take away close". Always keep your realtor insecure about the sale. Never let her know your real feelings. At this point I'd totally try to back out the deal and watch them all sweat. The purchaser's wife would kill him if he let $10,000 make or break the deal. Trust me on that on. They've mentally bought.
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05-20-2011, 07:32 AM	#17
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,209 Blog Entries: 29	Originally Posted by foreverfan And Mike, I give excellent advice. Those are postitive closing signs. You need to do what's called a "take away close". Always keep your realtor insecure about the sale. Never let her know your real feelings. At this point I'd totally try to back out the deal and watch them all sweat. The purchaser's wife would kill him if he let $10,000 make or break the deal. Trust me on that on. They've mentally bought. You can always try the "Panera Bread Close" ... if that does not work, you can always show them this thread.

05-20-2011, 08:16 AM	#18
Beastmode 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,126	Thanks for all the excellent advice. Foreverfan, I called my hotshot investment banker brother in law and he said the same thing.
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05-20-2011, 01:02 PM	#19
Beastmode 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,126	Lol! This guy will not give up. Now he wants 1/4 of the cost. Seriously? First he said no deal unless I included a roof, then 1/2, and now 1/4. Insanity.
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05-20-2011, 01:28 PM	#20
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	You can tell him like my mamma used to tell me... "**** or get off the pot!".