Possibly the worse joke ever?

WhoDat!656 · 07-25-2011, 02:02 PM

This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but every time I fart it sounds like the word 'Honda'."

"That's interesting. Never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.

The guy says, "Sure." He farts and sure enough the doctor hears, "Honda."

After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guy's farts say, "Honda." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opens up the guy's mouth and examines it.

The dentist says "A-ha! I know what the problem is!"

The patient says "What is it? What is it? Please tell me doc."

The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."

The guy says "Yeah. So what has that got to do with my farts?"

The dentist replies, "Abscess makes the fart go 'Honda'."

saintfan · 07-25-2011, 06:10 PM

Yeah, that's bad, but I L'dMAO anyway...

foreverfan · 07-25-2011, 06:41 PM

Two elephants are sitting in a bathtub.
One says to the other one, "can you pass me the bar of soap."

The other one replies "What do you think I am, a Radio?"

Srgt. Hulka · 07-25-2011, 10:52 PM

A baby seal walks into a club...

Srgt. Hulka · 07-25-2011, 10:56 PM

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?"

saintfan · 07-25-2011, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?"

LMAO

foreverfan · 07-26-2011, 12:15 AM

Brett Farve, Terrel Owens and Ricky Williams walk into Sean Payton's office so Payton says:
"What is this...some kind of a joke?"

Saint_LB · 07-26-2011, 04:01 AM

It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance.

He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable.

The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt."

Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt."

Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose...

Srgt. Hulka · 07-26-2011, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Saint_LB

It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance.

He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable.

The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt."

Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt."

Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose...

Now that stinks!

11toby · 07-26-2011, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?"

The way I heard it was "A priest, a politician, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar...

the bartender says: 'YOU 4 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'"

07-25-2011, 02:02 PM	#1
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,046	Possibly the worse joke ever? This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but every time I fart it sounds like the word 'Honda'." "That's interesting. Never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. The guy says, "Sure." He farts and sure enough the doctor hears, "Honda." After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guy's farts say, "Honda." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition. Finally, as a last resort the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opens up the guy's mouth and examines it. The dentist says "A-ha! I know what the problem is!" The patient says "What is it? What is it? Please tell me doc." The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth." The guy says "Yeah. So what has that got to do with my farts?" The dentist replies, "Abscess makes the fart go 'Honda'."
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07-25-2011, 10:56 PM	#5
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?" saintfan and 11toby like this.

07-25-2011, 11:41 PM	#6
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?" LMAO

07-26-2011, 04:01 AM	#8
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance. He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable. The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt." Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt." Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose...
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07-26-2011, 09:16 AM	#9
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Originally Posted by Saint_LB It is the end of the Saints training camp and Sean Payton has a difficult decision regarding the last roster spot. It comes down to 3 players, 1 from Ole Miss, 1 from Miss. State, and 1 from LSU. He decides that since they are so equal in talent, he will give them a test of endurance. He takes all 3 of the players out to a farm in the country, and he explains to them that the test is to see who can stay in the pig pen the longest. It is very muddy and sloppy in there, and the stench is almost unbearable. The Ole Miss player goes in 1st, and after about 30 seconds he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeee....that is the worst smell I have ever smelt." Next the Miss. State player goes in, and he stays in there about a minute, but sure enough, he comes running out holding his nose and hollering, "Wow...that's the worst thing I've ever smelt." Finally, the LSU player goes into the pig pen. A minute goes by...then 5 minutes...finally the pig comes running out holding his nose... Now that stinks!

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07-26-2011, 01:24 PM	#10
11toby Registered Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 55	Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this...some kind of a joke?" The way I heard it was "A priest, a politician, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar... the bartender says: 'YOU 4 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'"
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