Ambiguity

WhoDat!656 · 09-02-2011, 09:49 PM

The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the **** was missing.

He knew about **** fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a ****? ‘

All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a ****? ‘ All the women stood up.

‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a **** that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up.

‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? ‘

Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up.

Mass was abandoned that day.

09-02-2011, 09:49 PM	#1
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,002	Ambiguity The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the ** was missing. He knew about fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a ? ‘ All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a ? ‘ All the women stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY **? ‘ Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up. Mass was abandoned that day.
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