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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the **** was missing. ...
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09-02-2011, 10:49 PM
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The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the **** was missing. He knew about **** fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a ****? ‘ All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****? ‘ All the women stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? ‘ Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up. Mass was abandoned that day. |
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09-02-2011, 11:00 PM
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The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the c-o-c-k was missing. He knew about c-o-c-k fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a c-o-c-k? ‘ All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k? ‘ All the women stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up. ‘No, ‘he said,‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c-o-c-k? ‘ Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up. Mass was abandoned that day. |
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09-03-2011, 09:51 AM
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Seems your c-ock went missing.
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09-03-2011, 10:18 AM
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That's not something you want to crow about.
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