Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 839248)

3 frogs get arrested

The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go. The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog." The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 839331)

There's an old joke about an old man that enters a bar and tells the bartender that he's accidentally cut off penis. Needs an ambulance.

The old man says that he has it and lays it on the bar.

The bartender says,"Sir,that's a cigar."

The old man: "It's worse than I thought. I've smoked my dick."

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 839455)

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard.



Personally I’m on the fence.

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 839455)

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard.



Personally I’m on the fence.

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 839501)

If a blind girl says you have a big penis

She's probably pulling your leg