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A teacher noticed the a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down the the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her want he should do about it. He did this and returned to class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call you Mum!" she said. "I did" he replied, "and she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school."

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Doctor: Well, it looks like you're pregnant.

Woman: Oh my God! I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No, it just looks like you are.

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WOODY AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!

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I came home late after stopping to get a drink after work. The wife was none too happy and gave me the cold shoulder.

The next day, when she was getting ready to go to work, she asked me to hand her the lipstick and I accidentally handed her a glue stick.


She's still not talking to me...

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This idiot went into this frost bite freezer. His feet got frost bit, then he limped out of a hot air ballon.[emoji3587][emoji3587][emoji3587][emoji3587][emoji3587][emoji3511][emoji3511][emoji3511][emoji3511]

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Genie: I will grant you two wishes

Guy: Two? It's always three, right?

Genie: Look at your crotch.

Guy: Wow that's a huge penis I've got now.

Genie: Yeah, I've been at this a long time. I know what I'm doing.

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A man doesn't feel well and wants to call-in sick to work...

So he phones his boss and explains that he wants to take a sick day.
"Well," says the boss, "when I'm feeling under the weather I just ask my wife to give me a blowjob. Usually perks me right up! Why don't you try that?"
"Ok, I guess it's worth a shot" says the man.
About an hour later the man arrives to work looking like he feels pretty good.
"See!" says the boss. "I told that would probably work!"
"Yup - I gotta admit, you were right! You have a beautiful home, by the way."

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And some of us did it without calculators...

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Calculators were way to big and expensive until in the 80s... :shock: