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Curtis & LeRoy bought a mule for a $100 and the farmer was to deliver it the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry fellas. I have some bad news. The mule died last night."

Curtis & LeRoy said, "Well, just give us our money back."

The farmer replied, "I can't do that. I have already spent the money."

"Ok, then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What are ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

"We are gonna raffle him off!"

"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

"We sure can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple weeks later, the farmer saw Curtis & LeRoy at the Piggly Wiggly and asked, "What did you fellars do with that dead mule?"

"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do! Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer $2 apiece and made a profit of $998!"

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Well, the guy that won got upset. But we gave him his $2 back!"

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."