My vegetarian neighbor who at 11pm last Saturday asked me through his open window to restrict the times I Bar-B-Q in my backyard to daytime and early evening so he doesn't "get caught off-guard with his window open."

My Answer: I took a swig of my beer and threw 5 more burgers on the grill.

hahahahaha.

tell them you dont like the smell of plants.

Seriously? I think "Go get :censored:" might have been what I said. :brood:

T.O. Brett Farve.

Seriously, I was shocked. It took me 2 minutes to realize he was talking to me. I even looked under the bar-b-q pit looking for a radio or walkee-talkee thinking it was a joke.

Dude, I just turn up the fire. I'll be bar-b-q-ing extra this fall and winter.

:chef:

I'll bring you a deer head to put on your patio.

Burn all your grass... and cement your front lawn. That'll show him.

Use charcoal...make it smokey...

game trophies. animal heads. mouse traps. ant poison.

Penn State.