Steven Seagal Looking Portly

SmashMouth · 11-16-2011, 01:07 PM

Almost Harry Lee-esque ... seems he's been banished from Jefferson Parrish.

Are FF's cats to blame?

“Steven Seagal Lawman” is returning to A&E’s schedule in early January, so a word to the citizens of the greater Phoenix metropolitan area: Make sure your brake lights are functioning. Banished from Jefferson Parish after two “Lawman” seasons of babbling zen gibberish and lumbering pursuits of perps with his “guys” from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office, Seagal relocated to the Phoenix area, where he signed on with attention-desperate Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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The pair quickly made headlines by invading a suspected ****fighting training camp – Seagal arriving via tank – with A&E cameras rolling.
The suspect claimed that an 11-month-old puppy was shot in the process.
Responded Arpaio: “If my deputies—or posse man Seagal for that matter—had done something so awful like shooting a family dog, then where are the photos to prove it?”

'Steven Seagal Lawman' heads west for a new season on A&E | NOLA.com

foreverfan · 11-16-2011, 08:51 PM

Steve was at my house with the JPs when there were filming in Metairie, so my cats might be to blame.

11-16-2011, 01:07 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,474 Blog Entries: 29	Steven Seagal Looking Portly Almost Harry Lee-esque ... seems he's been banished from Jefferson Parrish. Are FF's cats to blame? “Steven Seagal Lawman” is returning to A&E’s schedule in early January, so a word to the citizens of the greater Phoenix metropolitan area: Make sure your brake lights are functioning. Banished from Jefferson Parish after two “Lawman” seasons of babbling zen gibberish and lumbering pursuits of perps with his “guys” from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office, Seagal relocated to the Phoenix area, where he signed on with attention-desperate Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. ' The pair quickly made headlines by invading a suspected ****fighting training camp – Seagal arriving via tank – with A&E cameras rolling. The suspect claimed that an 11-month-old puppy was shot in the process. Responded Arpaio: “If my deputies—or posse man Seagal for that matter—had done something so awful like shooting a family dog, then where are the photos to prove it?” 'Steven Seagal Lawman' heads west for a new season on A&E \| NOLA.com

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11-16-2011, 08:51 PM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Steve was at my house with the JPs when there were filming in Metairie, so my cats might be to blame.