Soccer fan dies after reportedly staying awake for 11 days to watch Euros

Danno · 06-28-2012, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by saintfan

Soccer is stupid

You know why???

I'll tell you why...

Because the biggest wuss in all of Hockey would beat the livin' hell out of the toughest soccer player on earth.

saintfan · 06-28-2012, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

You know why???

I'll tell you why...

Because the biggest wuss in all of Hockey would beat the livin' hell out of the toughest soccer player on earth.

Well this is accurate...

But seriously folks...

I don't know how long a Soccer "pitch" is, but it's long...like, really long, and the goalies just stand their and pick their noses for most of the game because only a precious few seconds of a game have any action that is even remotely close to a goal, and 99.999999999999999999999998 percent of shots at the goal fail most miserably.

Soccer sucks monkey nuts.

06-28-2012, 06:27 PM	#1
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,758	Originally Posted by saintfan Soccer is stupid You know why??? I'll tell you why... Because the biggest wuss in all of Hockey would beat the livin' hell out of the toughest soccer player on earth.

06-28-2012, 06:37 PM	#2
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Danno You know why??? I'll tell you why... Because the biggest wuss in all of Hockey would beat the livin' hell out of the toughest soccer player on earth. Well this is accurate... But seriously folks... I don't know how long a Soccer "pitch" is, but it's long...like, really long, and the goalies just stand their and pick their noses for most of the game because only a precious few seconds of a game have any action that is even remotely close to a goal, and 99.999999999999999999999998 percent of shots at the goal fail most miserably. Soccer sucks monkey nuts.