Anderson Cooper "GAY" Comes Out Closet

SmashMouth · 07-04-2012, 02:39 PM

Isn't it FF that always wants to go camping.

Halo · 07-04-2012, 03:12 PM

A TIME TRAVELING EMAIL FROM THE YEAR 2099...

SUBJECT: This message has been Party Approved and you may read

Everyone: I'm straight. I wanted to set the record straight, that I'm straight.
My sexual preference is to have intercourse with women.

I know straight people have been persecuted, stereotyped and put down through recent history, and at one time the practice was dominant throughout the world (which led to capitalism, football, NFL, hamburgers, the Space Shuttle and too many other atrocities that I cannot name.)

That's precisely why I'm coming out as strait. My partner and I (we straits call them girlfriends and wives if we marry) felt it necessary to backup what our fearless leader * - the head of the USSA socialist party - * has declared: that straight is great!

We want everyone to know that it's ok to be straight. We wish everyone warm feelings and hope each of you enjoys your government approved MRI meal this evening ~ ALL GLORY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER - and thank you for allowing this freedom.

foreverfan · 07-05-2012, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Isn't it FF that always wants to go camping.

I have space in my tent for ya...

07-04-2012, 03:12 PM	#2
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,867 Blog Entries: 45	PROCLAMATION A TIME TRAVELING EMAIL FROM THE YEAR 2099... SUBJECT: This message has been Party Approved and you may read Everyone: I'm straight. I wanted to set the record straight, that I'm straight. My sexual preference is to have intercourse with women. I know straight people have been persecuted, stereotyped and put down through recent history, and at one time the practice was dominant throughout the world (which led to capitalism, football, NFL, hamburgers, the Space Shuttle and too many other atrocities that I cannot name.) That's precisely why I'm coming out as strait. My partner and I (we straits call them girlfriends and wives if we marry) felt it necessary to backup what our fearless leader * - *the head of the USSA socialist party* - * has declared: that straight is great! We want everyone to know that it's ok to be straight. We wish everyone warm feelings and hope each of you enjoys your government approved MRI meal this evening ~ ALL GLORY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER - and thank you for allowing this freedom. Danno and foreverfan like this.
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07-05-2012, 06:49 PM	#3
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth Isn't it FF that always wants to go camping. I have space in my tent for ya...

07-04-2012, 02:39 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,554 Blog Entries: 29	Isn't it FF that always wants to go camping.