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saintfan · 07-24-2012, 12:17 AM

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QBREES9 · 07-24-2012, 12:41 AM

Yup it is LOL LOL LOL

saintfan · 07-24-2012, 12:59 AM

Halo · 07-24-2012, 02:38 AM

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Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman...

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Halo · 07-24-2012, 05:09 AM

Expanded from the previous post: Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman...

A DRUNK man who was being charged for DUI has landed himself an extra assault charge after he cheekily passed gas on the police officer.

According to a criminal complaint, Jose Cruz intentionally passed gas on an officer who was processing him for arrest.

SEE THE ACTUAL ARREST RECORD HERE
Paperwork from the arrest shows Cruz was originally pulled over for driving without headlights. He failed a field sobriety test and was brought back to the police station, where he was given a breathalyzer test and was fingerprinted.

That's when police say Cruz "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on (Patrolman) Parsons... then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear."

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QBREES9 · 07-28-2012, 10:21 AM

Thats for real son.

foreverfan · 07-28-2012, 10:26 AM

If been using charcol activated underwear for years.

QBREES9 · 07-28-2012, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

If been using charcol activated underwear for years.

You have ! LOL

Srgt. Hulka · 07-28-2012, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

If been using charcol activated underwear for years.

Hey Foreverfan, just because your underwear has dark spots in them, doesn't mean they are "charcoal activated."

saintfan · 07-29-2012, 12:11 AM

Somebody get Matt Ryan a pair of these!

07-24-2012, 12:17 AM	#1
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07-24-2012, 05:09 AM	#5
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,849 Blog Entries: 45	A DRUNK man who was being charged for DUI has landed himself an extra assault charge after he cheekily passed gas on the police officer. Expanded from the previous post: Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman... A DRUNK man who was being charged for DUI has landed himself an extra assault charge after he cheekily passed gas on the police officer. According to a criminal complaint, Jose Cruz intentionally passed gas on an officer who was processing him for arrest. SEE THE ACTUAL ARREST RECORD HERE Paperwork from the arrest shows Cruz was originally pulled over for driving without headlights. He failed a field sobriety test and was brought back to the police station, where he was given a breathalyzer test and was fingerprinted. That's when police say Cruz "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on (Patrolman) Parsons... then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear." Linkback saintfan likes this.

07-28-2012, 10:26 AM	#7
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	If been using charcol activated underwear for years. Halo and QBREES9 like this.

07-28-2012, 08:10 PM	#8
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,989	Originally Posted by foreverfan If been using charcol activated underwear for years. You have ! LOL

07-28-2012, 11:02 PM	#9
Srgt. Hulka 1000 Posts + Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 4,417	Originally Posted by foreverfan If been using charcol activated underwear for years. Hey Foreverfan, just because your underwear has dark spots in them, doesn't mean they are "charcoal activated." Halo and foreverfan like this.

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