Updated Chinese Proverb
 

The original: Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. and you feed him for a lifetime.

The updated proverb:

Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, Section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.

I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole.