The Greatness That Is Zooey

saintfan · 01-11-2013, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

Does Zooey look like this in a Bikini

Zooey can be photo-shopped just like the rest of 'em. The difference is she actually has talent so she doesn't need it.

TheOak · 01-25-2013, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by saintfan

Zooey can be photo-shopped just like the rest of 'em. The difference is she actually has talent so she doesn't need it.

If she cant make a roux the sleeps out side.

saintfan · 01-25-2013, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by TheOak

If she cant make a roux the sleeps out side.

And the lady can cook too...

Q: You love to cook. What do you make?
A: I don’t really like sweets that much, but I find it really satisfying to bake for other people—cupcakes and cookies and cakes. I make a good quinoa spaghetti with pesto and zucchini. Pesto’s one of those things you can experiment with, and one day I was like, What if I used hemp seeds instead of pine nuts because they’re more nutritious? I’ve made it for a lot of dinner parties. It was a hit!

Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com

Danno · 01-25-2013, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by saintfan

And the lady can cook too...

Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com

In breaking news, its been discovered that electronic airbrushing has benefitted Ms Zooey for several years. Her penchant for cooking has caught up with her.

A cameraman caught the charming Ms Deschanel in her natural state without the Hollywood alteration machine...

SloMotion · 01-26-2013, 04:42 AM

Originally Posted by saintfan

And the lady can cook too...

Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com

Quinoa spaghetti with pesto and zucchini? What about just plain ol' spaghetti with a nice meat sauce & maybe some italian sausage? No wonder that girl's so skinny,

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SloMotion · 01-12-2013, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

Does Zooey look like this in a Bikini

Brent Musberger: "If you're a youngster in Alabama, start getting the football out and throwing it with Pops"

Forget about the youngsters, I'm incorporating throwing the football around in my weekly workouts,

No disrespect to Zoey, of course,

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QBREES9 · 01-18-2013, 07:44 PM

I like Zooey

SapperSaint · 01-25-2013, 01:26 PM

I would do things to her that would cause Karma Sutra to be rewritten.

Sorry SF; but truth is truth.

saintfan · 01-25-2013, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by SapperSaint

I would do things to her that would cause Karma Sutra to be rewritten.

Sorry SF; but truth is truth.

Do NOT make me have to break my foot off...

My white mamma - don't make me break my foot off in yo ass! - YouTube

saintfan · 01-25-2013, 09:15 PM

Danno is going to hell. Danno is going directly to hell.

01-11-2013, 07:09 PM	#1
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by QBREES9 Does Zooey look like this in a Bikini Zooey can be photo-shopped just like the rest of 'em. The difference is she actually has talent so she doesn't need it.

01-25-2013, 01:56 PM	#2
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,058	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by saintfan Zooey can be photo-shopped just like the rest of 'em. The difference is she actually has talent so she doesn't need it. If she cant make a roux the sleeps out side.

01-25-2013, 05:34 PM	#3
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by TheOak If she cant make a roux the sleeps out side. And the lady can cook too... Q: You love to cook. What do you make? A: I don’t really like sweets that much, but I find it really satisfying to bake for other people—cupcakes and cookies and cakes. I make a good quinoa spaghetti with pesto and zucchini. Pesto’s one of those things you can experiment with, and one day I was like, What if I used hemp seeds instead of pine nuts because they’re more nutritious? I’ve made it for a lot of dinner parties. It was a hit! Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com

01-25-2013, 06:50 PM	#4
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,758	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by saintfan And the lady can cook too... Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com In breaking news, its been discovered that electronic airbrushing has benefitted Ms Zooey for several years. Her penchant for cooking has caught up with her. A cameraman caught the charming Ms Deschanel in her natural state without the Hollywood alteration machine... SmashMouth likes this.

01-26-2013, 04:42 AM	#5
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by saintfan And the lady can cook too... Zooey Deschanel: Making the Healthy Life Rock - Celebrity - Health.com Quinoa spaghetti with pesto and zucchini? What about just plain ol' spaghetti with a nice meat sauce & maybe some italian sausage? No wonder that girl's so skinny, .

01-12-2013, 06:30 AM	#6
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Originally Posted by QBREES9 Does Zooey look like this in a Bikini Brent Musberger: "If you're a youngster in Alabama, start getting the football out and throwing it with Pops" Forget about the youngsters, I'm incorporating throwing the football around in my weekly workouts, No disrespect to Zoey, of course, .

01-18-2013, 07:44 PM	#7
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,990	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey I like Zooey

01-25-2013, 01:26 PM	#8
SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey I would do things to her that would cause Karma Sutra to be rewritten. Sorry SF; but truth is truth.

01-25-2013, 09:15 PM	#10
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: The Greatness That Is Zooey Danno is going to hell. Danno is going directly to hell.