Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

CHICAGO -- An Illinois teen who was injured in a shooting Friday is believed to have shot himself, officials said.

The 17-year-old boy from Elmwood Park was taken to Loyola Hospital in Maywood, Ill., with a gunshot wound to his left groin area when he reportedly told police he was shot by two men wearing ninja masks.

Police investigated, talked to witnesses and reviewed surveillance but found no evidence of the attack. The boy, who has gang ties, confessed that he was driving in a car and playing with a gun when it discharged in his lap, the Chicago Tribune reported.

Medical personnel said the wound reflected self-infliction and officials are working to determine where the incident occurred to determine which police agency has jurisdiction over the case, according to the Tribune.

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Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

Yep ... 'ninjas' ... I hear that one all the time, :lol:.

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

ninjas Grow Up ! get a girl friend. Oh yeah Darwin was right.

Te'O! Is that you?

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

LOL

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

How stupid. Ninjas don't use guns.

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

... I say we take up a collection and get this kid some range time to help with his aim, :lol:.

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

NAW. He doesn't need lessons. Sooner or later he will work his way "Up". If you know what I mean. ;-)

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

Did Plaxico do this ?

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

Always dem sneaky ninjas....

Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

Here's a couple classics:

SloMotion:"Son, did you drink that last beer out of the fridge?"
Son of SloMotion: "Ninjas, dad"

SloMotion: "Son, do you know what happened to the car?"
Son of SloMotion: "Ninjas, dad"

... I think it's some kind of generational thing, :lol:.