Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas

WhoDat!656 · 03-17-2013, 02:45 PM

CHICAGO -- An Illinois teen who was injured in a shooting Friday is believed to have shot himself, officials said.

The 17-year-old boy from Elmwood Park was taken to Loyola Hospital in Maywood, Ill., with a gunshot wound to his left groin area when he reportedly told police he was shot by two men wearing ninja masks.

Police investigated, talked to witnesses and reviewed surveillance but found no evidence of the attack. The boy, who has gang ties, confessed that he was driving in a car and playing with a gun when it discharged in his lap, the Chicago Tribune reported.

Medical personnel said the wound reflected self-infliction and officials are working to determine where the incident occurred to determine which police agency has jurisdiction over the case, according to the Tribune.

Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas - U.S. News

SloMotion · 03-17-2013, 02:55 PM

Yep ... 'ninjas' ... I hear that one all the time,

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QBREES9 · 03-17-2013, 03:36 PM

ninjas Grow Up ! get a girl friend. Oh yeah Darwin was right.

TheOak · 03-18-2013, 09:32 AM

Te'O! Is that you?

QBREES9 · 03-18-2013, 08:07 PM

LOL

papz · 03-19-2013, 11:02 AM

How stupid. Ninjas don't use guns.

SloMotion · 03-19-2013, 03:37 PM

... I say we take up a collection and get this kid some range time to help with his aim,

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SapperSaint · 03-19-2013, 04:10 PM

NAW. He doesn't need lessons. Sooner or later he will work his way "Up". If you know what I mean.

QBREES9 · 03-20-2013, 10:31 PM

Did Plaxico do this ?

Crusader · 03-21-2013, 06:57 AM

Always dem sneaky ninjas....

03-17-2013, 02:45 PM	#1
WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,062	Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas CHICAGO -- An Illinois teen who was injured in a shooting Friday is believed to have shot himself, officials said. The 17-year-old boy from Elmwood Park was taken to Loyola Hospital in Maywood, Ill., with a gunshot wound to his left groin area when he reportedly told police he was shot by two men wearing ninja masks. Police investigated, talked to witnesses and reviewed surveillance but found no evidence of the attack. The boy, who has gang ties, confessed that he was driving in a car and playing with a gun when it discharged in his lap, the Chicago Tribune reported. Medical personnel said the wound reflected self-infliction and officials are working to determine where the incident occurred to determine which police agency has jurisdiction over the case, according to the Tribune. Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas - U.S. News
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03-17-2013, 02:55 PM	#2
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas Yep ... 'ninjas' ... I hear that one all the time, .

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QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas ninjas Grow Up ! get a girl friend. Oh yeah Darwin was right.

03-18-2013, 08:07 PM	#5
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas LOL

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papz Problem? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 11,753	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas How stupid. Ninjas don't use guns. SapperSaint likes this.

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SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas ... I say we take up a collection and get this kid some range time to help with his aim, .

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SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas NAW. He doesn't need lessons. Sooner or later he will work his way "Up". If you know what I mean. SloMotion likes this.

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QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas Did Plaxico do this ?

03-21-2013, 06:57 AM	#10
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,025	Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas Always dem sneaky ninjas....