SapperSaint

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Hold up on that car wash, gentleman!



Sheriff Branford: Did you say that you are a sheriff?

Sheriff Justice: That's a big ten-four! This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice, of Texas!

Sheriff Branford: Texas? You realize of course that you are out of your jurisdiction? I suggest that you let my department handle the situation.

Sheriff Justice: That's very comfortin'. But I'm in high speed pursuit! Don't you hear good?

Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Sheriff Justice: The g0d d@mn Germans got nothin' to do with it!

"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
-The Sphinx
http://blackandgold.com/groups/28-ou...tsman-s-corner

TheOak

I love me Some Buford T Justice.... Named my bulldog after him.

"Give me a diablo sammich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry"

Something about a Doablo sammich and a Dr Pepper that sounds damn good to me lol

saintfan

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

Mardigras9

Jaws
"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women"
" I'm not wasting my time arguing with a guy lining up to be a hot lunch"
Blazing Saddles
"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
The Holy grail
"I fart in your general direction."
Space Balls
"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"

and the whole supertroopers movie script.

TheOak

History of the World part 1:
"Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*! "

Danno

" Mother Nature is a Serial Killer.. No One's better.. more creative.. like all Serial Killers she can't help the urge to want to get caught.. and what good are all those brilliant crimes, if no one takes the credit.. So she leave crumbs..

Now the hard part... why you spend a decade in school, is seeing the crumbs for the clues they are.. sometimes the things you thought were the most brutal aspect of the virus, turns out the be the chink in it's armor... and she loves disguising her weaknesses as strengths.."

dizzle88

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

"What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out she's a stranger..."

That film really makes you think and appreciate the things you have

dizzle88

Gladiator

Maximus - I knew a man once that said death smiles at us all....all a man can do is smile back

Commodus - I wonder.......did your friend smile at his own death?

Maximus - You must know......he was your father

TheOak

King Leonidas: Then what must a king do to save his world when the very laws he has sworn to protect force him to do nothing?
Queen Gorgo: It is not a question of what a Spartan citizen should do, nor a husband, nor a king. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest love, what should a free man do?





Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

Crusader

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Mitch Martin, Old School