lee909

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back




I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Crusader

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood), The Outlaw Josey Wales

Saint_LB

From the Brady Bunch movie, Mike Brady: "Wherever you go, there you are!"

Favorite scene from a movie...check out John Matuszak here. BTW...about 30 years ago I lived in the Bay area and people were always telling me that I looked just like the "Tooz".

dizzle88

Donnie Darko

Donnie - "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank - "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Also Donnie Darko -

School Prinicipal - What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer......?

Miss Farmer - I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

Donnie's dad - HEH! *cough*

SloMotion

You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club. ~ Crash Davis (Bull Durham, 1988)

Saint_LB

Nobody's gonna say, "Go ahead...make my day!" ?

SapperSaint

My favorite Dirty Harry qoute is from Sudden Impact

BAD GUY: What do you think about that, Callahan?

Dirty Harry: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogsh*t, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogsh*t. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog sh*ts ya!

also from Sudden Impact

Crook: [during a diner robbery] What're you doing, you pighead sucka?

Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.

Crook: Say what?

Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.

Crook: Who'se we sucka?

Harry Callahan: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.

"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
-The Sphinx
http://blackandgold.com/groups/28-ou...tsman-s-corner

Danno

Richard Hayden: [Watching Tommy Boy eat french fries and then squirting ketchup into his mouth]
"Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter. "


Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

SapperSaint

{Josey Wales]

Lone Watie: I didn't surrender neither. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pullin a wagon up in Kansas I'll bet.

*******
Josey Wales: You have any food here?

Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.

*******

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

saintfan

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

C'mon Man...