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Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt ~
"I have a place in Malibu"
"You live in a boiler"
"Yea, I've got a few places"


Vegas Vacation
Cousin Eddie ~
"Aw, shes got her mothers looks and her daddys sense of balance."

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TV show

Big Bang Theory

Sheldon ~" when do you evacuate your bowels?"

Leonard ~ "When I have to."

Sheldon ~ "Sorry, I don't rent to hippies."

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"We accept the love we think we deserve."
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Also the best movie I've seen in a long long time.

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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Marie "Slim" Browning (Lauren Bacall) To Have and Have Not

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino Godfather Part II)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.".
If you don't know, you're a loser.

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Hey! The Sheriff is a N*<ding>!

What'd he say?

He said the Sheriff is near.

Oh.

No gosh dang it dang blum it! The Sheriff is a NI*<ding>!

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Army of Darkness (Evil Dead Trilogy)

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town.

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Mystery Men

The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

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Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)


“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”


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Jr: Daddy! My hat came off!

Sheriff Justice...of Texas: I Hope your GD head was in it!