Favorite movie quotes

TheOak · 06-30-2013, 06:20 PM

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt ~
"I have a place in Malibu"
"You live in a boiler"
"Yea, I've got a few places"

Vegas Vacation
Cousin Eddie ~
"Aw, shes got her mothers looks and her daddys sense of balance."

TheOak · 06-30-2013, 06:42 PM

TV show

Big Bang Theory

Sheldon ~" when do you evacuate your bowels?"

Leonard ~ "When I have to."

Sheldon ~ "Sorry, I don't rent to hippies."

Danno · 06-30-2013, 06:42 PM

"We accept the love we think we deserve."
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Also the best movie I've seen in a long long time.

Danno · 06-30-2013, 06:50 PM

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Marie "Slim" Browning (Lauren Bacall) To Have and Have Not

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino Godfather Part II)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.".
If you don't know, you're a loser.

fergo · 07-01-2013, 07:23 AM

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

saintfan · 07-01-2013, 08:35 AM

Hey! The Sheriff is a N*<ding>!

What'd he say?

He said the Sheriff is near.

Oh.

No gosh dang it dang blum it! The Sheriff is a NI*<ding>!

SapperSaint · 07-01-2013, 11:42 AM

Army of Darkness (Evil Dead Trilogy)

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town.

SapperSaint · 07-01-2013, 11:45 AM

Mystery Men

The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

SapperSaint · 07-01-2013, 11:53 AM

Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.” 

saintfan · 07-01-2013, 12:11 PM

Jr: Daddy! My hat came off!

Sheriff Justice...of Texas: I Hope your GD head was in it!

06-30-2013, 06:20 PM	#1
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,026	Favorite movie quotes Joe Dirt Joe Dirt ~ "I have a place in Malibu" "You live in a boiler" "Yea, I've got a few places" Vegas Vacation Cousin Eddie ~ "Aw, shes got her mothers looks and her daddys sense of balance."

06-30-2013, 06:42 PM	#2
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,026	Re: Favorite movie quotes TV show Big Bang Theory Sheldon ~" when do you evacuate your bowels?" Leonard ~ "When I have to." Sheldon ~ "Sorry, I don't rent to hippies." WhoDat!656 and lee909 like this.

06-30-2013, 06:42 PM	#3
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: Favorite movie quotes "We accept the love we think we deserve." The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Also the best movie I've seen in a long long time.

06-30-2013, 06:50 PM	#4
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: Favorite movie quotes "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." Marie "Slim" Browning (Lauren Bacall) To Have and Have Not "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Michael Corleone (Al Pacino Godfather Part II) "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.". If you don't know, you're a loser.

07-01-2013, 07:23 AM	#5
fergo Registered Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Leven, Fife, Scotland Posts: 35	Re: Favorite movie quotes I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Favorite movie quotes Hey! The Sheriff is a N<ding>! What'd he say? He said the Sheriff is near. Oh. No gosh dang it dang blum it! The Sheriff is a NI<ding>!

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SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Favorite movie quotes Army of Darkness (Evil Dead Trilogy) Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town.

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SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Favorite movie quotes Mystery Men The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

07-01-2013, 11:53 AM	#9
SapperSaint Pink Nightmare Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 3,028 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Favorite movie quotes Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”

07-01-2013, 12:11 PM	#10
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Favorite movie quotes Jr: Daddy! My hat came off! Sheriff Justice...of Texas: I Hope your GD head was in it! SapperSaint and Mardigras9 like this.