Leviticus 20:13, now we understand.

Mardigras9 · 09-16-2013, 08:09 AM

MARRIAGE/MARIJUANA

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

SmashMouth · 09-19-2013, 06:18 AM

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall...

Halo · 09-19-2013, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall...

Sleeping with your wife AND her mother must have been popular in the old days. If the mother is a MILF.............THAT'S HOTT!

halloween 65 · 09-19-2013, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall...

It should be like that, always!!

neugey · 09-19-2013, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Halo

Sleeping with your wife AND her mother must have been popular in the old days. If the mother is a MILF.............THAT'S HOTT!

Still depraved. Hot ........ but depraved.

God

09-16-2013, 08:09 AM	#1
Mardigras9 Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Land Mass between LA and AL Posts: 4,375	Leviticus 20:13, now we understand. MARRIAGE/MARIJUANA For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! Halo, Crusader, SmashMouth and 2 others like this.

09-19-2013, 06:18 AM	#2
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,477 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Leviticus 20:13, now we understand. If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall...

09-19-2013, 10:20 AM	#3
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,854 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Leviticus 20:13, now we understand. Originally Posted by SmashMouth If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall... Sleeping with your wife AND her mother must have been popular in the old days. If the mother is a MILF.............THAT'S HOTT!

09-19-2013, 11:50 AM	#4
halloween 65 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Grand Haven, Michigan by way of a little Mississippi River town in Louisiana Posts: 5,893	Re: Leviticus 20:13, now we understand. Originally Posted by SmashMouth If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man takes a woman and her mother also, it is depravity; he and they shall be burned with fire, that there may be no depravity among you. If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. Leviticus 20:13 - ESVBible.org - If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall... It should be like that, always!!

09-19-2013, 12:29 PM	#5
neugey Hu Dat! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,820 Blog Entries: 13	Re: Leviticus 20:13, now we understand. Originally Posted by Halo Sleeping with your wife AND her mother must have been popular in the old days. If the mother is a MILF.............THAT'S HOTT! Still depraved. Hot ........ but depraved. God

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